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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

What if they steal my butt cells and make a clone of me and the clone says America isn't perfect I don't think I could handle that

I locked all my doors but I heard they can flatten themselves and slide under the door crack im shaking right now

they might have a havana syndrome gun and It might give me a headache oh fuck

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[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

bottom-speak xi-plz my ass with your panting Chinese-Arab hunk of super soilders.

I am willing and of service im-doing-my-part

Neither Havana syndrome nor Hamas can strike so long as you are facing an American flag with your hand on your heart and reciting the pledge of allegiance. Do not wear a hat, do NOT sleep. God speed and good luck soldier

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

phew, good thing I'm 乇乂丅尺卂 丅卄工匚匚 and have butt cells to spare

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Han-ass supersoldiers
speech-r kelly

[-] Mehrunes_Laser@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago
[-] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

The only thing worse than having your butt cells stolen to make a clone would be not having them stolen because you didn’t make the cut 😕

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