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[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Isn't this a message that the intended recipient will never see?

[-] lime@feddit.nu 4 points 1 week ago

if this is you, you're probably me

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[-] FishFace@piefed.social 13 points 1 week ago

If you're that close to the car in front, you're the bigger asshole and causing by far the bigger danger

[-] socsa@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago

The people who are obsessed with this are also the people who seem to think any person in the left lane at any time gives them justification to aggressively weave in and out of traffic, ignoring the equally present laws against speeding and undertaking.

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[-] 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

So true. I can't believe how often i've seen morons like this also say something like "actually driving too slow is dangerous too"

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[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That was my reaction too. The worst drivers are the ones who treat the highway like a race track, always looking to pass anyone in sight, swerving into any lane to do so, and tailgating people as a strategy to get what they want. I hate those people so much. Yeah it's super annoying to get blocked by a car in the left lane but you're right, the tailgater is the worse person here.

[-] this@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

For real though, I will move over to the other lane as soon as I safely can, some people don't know how to wait for 5 fucking seconds.

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[-] daannii@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Unpopular opinion. But my experience has been that the people who have road rage the worst, are incredibly hostile, aggressive, reckless, and dangerous drivers.

they are always riding other drivers ass. Cutting them off. Refusing to let other drivers in. Whipping around fast any time anyone in front of them isn't going 10 miles over the speed limit. Just the worst drivers.

They cause accidents too. I know two such guys. They both have a long history of car accidents. Whereas I, a non hostile friendly driver, have none. And I'm 40.
It's because I don't drive like an jackass. These are the same kind of men who insist women can't drive. Yet my record compared to theirs says otherwise.

If I see someone trying to merge. I make room for them.

I don't drive right up behind people. I don't honk if they are going a little below the speed limit. I mean there are speed cams all over cities.

It's normal for people to be a little conservative with speed to not get those $150 tickets.

Sometimes people are new to the area. Or trying to follow a gps.

I doubt anyone is driving slow just to fuck with me. A stranger in another car. You know?

I also don't assume people are intentionally trying to fuck up my day. No one drives perfect 24/7. We all miss our turn. Occasionally forget to check before merging. People make mistakes. Getting angry is not productive or helpful.

I don't get mad at people for messing up one time. You know? But if they are driving aggressively and putting other people at risk I sometimes do use some passive aggressive methods to block them in so they can't swerve like a maniac around other cars and cause an accident.

It's pretty rare that I do that but I have. This comes from my opinions on anti-social behavior in society needing to be discouraged. You may or may not agree with my stance on this. ("Anti social refers to disruptive hostile social behaviors, not how much of an introvert someone is).

One time I did it, it was apparently an unmarked cop car. They kept using the shoulder to weave in and out of slow traffic. Very aggressively. Forcing themselves between cars. Not waiting for gaps.

So I slightly pulled to the right to block them from using the shoulder to keep doing it. Then they flashed their lights at me. I'm certain they were not on a cop mission. Just an asshole entitled cop. Otherwise he would have just drove on the shoulder with his lights on.

Being a cop doesn't mean you get to drive where you put other people at risk because you think you shouldn't have to sit in traffic. Everyone has places they need to get to. That's why we are all in cars driving.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's sweet and all...

Get over to the right bro. Yes people drive dangerously. Yes there are improvements everyone can make.

GET OVER.

If you are in the left lane and you are not passing, you are a full-to-the-top absolute shitwagon. These are the rules.

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[-] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

If you drive normally I’ll let you pass. But if you’re up in my ass flashing highbeams when I’m still overtaking? Grab a snack buddy cause we’re going nowhere and we’re not going there fast either.

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[-] Dearth@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

It makes me feel good to know that done jaggoff in a lifted truck thinks i am an asshole

[-] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

This the the guy two inches behind me when I'm already doing 15 over the speed limit

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[-] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 3 points 1 week ago

The Duality of Man

[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago

i hired a car in Miami, driving to Disney world, as an Australian we "keep left" in this situation,. so along with trying to drive at the speed limit, in a foreign country, on the "wrong" side of the road, I kept getting the finger and beeping... wtf. Took me about 4 dudes in trucks "polietly" informing me of my trangression for me to realise... keep right :)

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That is just driving in Miami, and Florida in general.

There is no enforcement in Florida for left hand lanes. Both lanes are for whatever you want and there is very little enforcement. Source: Been driving in Florida for multiple decades.

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[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

The asshole in his giant micropenis truck is right, you are also an asshole when you behave like that.

[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

The tailgater is always the asshole, if there is to be just one.

[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Sometimes the “tailgater” is doing 10 under the limit while the person in front of them is texting.

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[-] TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I like to drive about 20 over on long hauls, so technically "I'm passing." PERMANENTLY

[-] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago
[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Kind of surprised by how many people are defending this shit.

If you tailgate people, you can go fuck yourself.

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[-] joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Says the bumper sticker on the giant ass pickup truck who blocks your entire view and always drives 5mph below the limit.

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[-] clifmo@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The solution here is more speeding tickets and reckless driving enforcement

[-] Murse@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago

Slow drivers on the left are annoying; tailgaiters are a threat to my safety. Become a threat to my safety, and suddenly I don't give a shit about your safety. Get on my ass like that middle car and the first thing I'm doing is scanning ahead for a pothole or piece of debris on the road: if spotted, I'm waiting until the last millisecond to dodge it, and you get to drive full-speed into it. If not spotted, we get to drop a mph on the cruise control every few seconds until you fuck off.

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[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 week ago

That's the secret, all 3 drivers are assholes. Fuck cars.

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 week ago

I looked at the picture and was initially wondering why the front car is in the wrong......took a moment to realize that this is probably from a country where they drive on the wrong side of the road.

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[-] mech@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

If the car behind that is you, you're also an asshole.
Stop fucking tailgating, no matter what the car in front does.

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