Ah the high sea, the place particularly famous for having good internet connection, yes

“Government overreach not only stalls the pace of innovation, but also interferes with the cosmic endowment of humanity,” the firm said.

I'm very glad these ancap dweebs are just scamming investors

This will be complemented by “kinetic risk mitigation” provided by an on-board security team.

THEY GOT WATER COPS DOING THE COP LINGO

NK hackers

ive done digital piracy for forever but physical piracy might be cool too

another use for my idea for an underwater drone that attaches to target ship hulls and drills holes

God almighty, I lived long enough for seasteads to come back in style. What ancient SA threads will we resurrect next?

WTYP will never run out of content

AI seasteading? Are you fucking kidding? I didn't think anything could be dumber than seasteading which is the libertarian dream of living on the sea to live without laws or taxes. Stupid me.

Seasteading

Seasteading is the concept of creating permanent dwellings at sea, called seasteads, in international waters outside the territory claimed by any government.

Orcas, do your things.

It's for illegal porn isn't it?

tightly-guarded barge

Huh, is that so?

irl loot box just dropped

Bazinga seasteading

Prime target for piracy.

Dunktank material

This sounds like some Torment Nexus kinda shit.

GOVERNMENT BUDGET:
$10,000,000: Tracking ownership of monkey jpegs
$20,000,000: Pictures of people with Lovecraftian Horror Fingers
$15,000,000: SEO pollution
$35,000,000: Stonk analysis that works about as well as a reasonably well-trained octopus

Somebody help, my citizen is starving.

This sounds like the kind of thing that will result in a headline like "100 dead in boating disaster" that everyone will skim over because it doesn't sound that interesting, and those of us who read the article will be like "yeah that makes sense, idk what they were expecting"

The first country that can be totally destroyed with a single team of undersea divers

pack on high alert

I love the tiny solar panels on that.

Those GPUs would have a combined power consumption between 3.5-7 million watts. How the hell are they planning on powering that?

I am so glad that GPUs just run on unicorn farts these days. Since they have lots of virgins on that boat, they will be able to run them no problem and with no huge, stupid cost!

Mr. Dongfeng 5 Intercontinental Ballistic Missile, do your thing.

Yarrr, where it be? me crew be looking for our next haul of booty! 🏴‍☠️

i have never watched one piece but i must assume that this is incredibly close to the premise. a massive pile of wealth for pirates to gather, all in one place?

This ship seems to exist only as a blog post, and I suspect the entire company is some sort of ARG.

I have a hard time imagining that's not gonna be a massive target for hackers.

so glad im not on that ship