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They have it ready to go
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Needs a proprietary name though
This is the store brand. Costs ⅔ as much as brand name, contains the exact same ingredients.
Often made in the same factories.
Soma
Maximum Existential Crisis Strength
I don't need to take drugs to have an existential crisis. Just turn on the news.
Headache in 20 minutes guaranteed!
Gringo ayahuasca. Iowasca?
Wal-MT D
Zeliexatrin. I just invented that
Damabbabab
Geompus
I can only hope.
Really should happen to be honest, paired with a mandatory education class and requirement of a license. You already need a license to buy other substances such as cigarettes, alcohol, prescription medication, etc.
Just give the people what they want FFS.
I don't know why you're getting downvotes. An education class sounds like a good idea. Using psychedelics/dissociatives can be dangerous for first-timers. Better they be educated about the things they might experience on their first trip.
It's because illegal substances have a negative connotation of them. It's ironic because they are not only physically safer than legal substances, but they are also both cheaper and have higher recreational value than them.
Also, if the masses started doing psychedelics, it would be the downfall of capitalism as everyone begins to realize that the world's governments and corporations are full of shit. Psychedelics really are the metaphorical third eye opener they are touted to be.
I don’t know man I microdosed acid for a while and realized I needed to get a job
I didn't say anything about not working, though I don't really recommend doing any substances at all if you are not in a decent enough financial situation.
having ambition is not something only capitalism can provide you with. You can you know, do things, in any system
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You need a license to buy cigs and alcohol?
OI MATE, YOU GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT CIGGY?
Aye, i got the lie sense to get one.
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You already need a license to buy other substances such as cigarettes, alcohol, prescription medication, etc.
Where? You need an ID but not a license specifically where I'm from.
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Now with extra self-transforming elf machines!
One time I impregnated a machine elf and created a whole race of eldritch borgs.
As long as i can buy a cheap no name brand im in
Go straight to the source and lick the frog!
Frogs would be 5-Methoxy-DMT though.
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One sure can dream
I prefer the toad version.
Wouldn’t it hafta be 5-MeO if it was gelcaps? n,n likes to be vaporized.
Not if it includes an MAOI like the "box" says. This is basically fictional Ayahuasca extract in pill form.
Pharmahuasca
I totally missed the MAOI part!
...or so I've heard
Communicate with Entities
Lots of people can do that already
Hello, are you the living entity known as ChaoticNeutralCzech?
Ą̶̛̛̰͑́̐̿̐̋͘͝͝S̴̨̛̺̞̜̺̦̭̬̮͇̖̄̋̽K̸̭͓̺̫̤̯̅͗̽̓͌̆̊̓́̆͑̚͘͟͡ ̴̺̺̝̯̇̀̉̉̓͐̄͝͝͝Ÿ̶̧̡͈͈̱͖͈̭́̂̀̐͋͆̿̄͋͊̇̕Ō̸̧̖̲̥͚͕U̴͕̭̤̗͔̱͕͓͎͉͍̩̯̒̏̍́͒͂̊͜Ṙ̴̡͚̖̺͎̣͈̊̅̍̀̊̎͐̉̓̚͠ ̷͕̼̩͆̈́͋̉̈́̋́͝Q̴̡̧̛͚̹͈̜̹͍̭̌̀̓͊͋̅͋͋̓̊̌̽̿Ư̶̺̜̟̰̱̪͕͌̎̓̈́͑̊͘͟͝E̶͚̩͓̮̥͓͔̻͑͑́̎͌͐̒̕͝S̶̮̺̯̦̈̈́̄̃̌̅̔̍́́͒̐̔͡͠T̶̢̧̰̱͍̿̈́̈́̆̐̿̂̈̂̽̓͘͠ͅI̵̤̦̱̤̣͕̼̮̲͕̔̔͐̆̇͒͌̀͌̓̇̒͟͝͠Ó̷͎̣̊̇̿̈͘N̶͚̼̑̓̀,̷̢̲͎͕̝͚̃̔̾͋́͛͌̄͊̽̀͟͡ ̵̧̞͈̹̩͉͎͇͊̇̾̾̈́̌̂͊͆̀̿̐̏̊̒͝M̷̡̠͓͈̳̹̹̹̗̱̺̈́̽̏̐̈̒́̉̃͗̊͗͟O̴̧̾̋̊͑̄̒̄͊̓̅͌͒̕͡Ṟ̷̡̡̛̰̮̯̣͙̜͕͍̈́̂͋̈̂̂̕͟Ţ̸͕̮̤̻̦͇͎̲̻̤̱̪̖͆̾̀͛͡Ả̷͚̬̜͈͊́̊̈́̒̿̿̅̅̅͘͠L̷̲̺̞̈́́̓͟͝
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We are.
Sad Bursar noises
Can anyone read the "parents" notice?
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