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Hotdog rule!?!? (lemmy.zip)

Ok why do my hotdogs keep doing this

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[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 year ago

The question is why don't all hot dogs do this? Look at those wonderful browned edges, those are going to be way tastier than any uniform pink boiled sadness logs. Put them on a different bun it in a wrap if you need to, but don't change how you're cooking them!!

[-] TacoNissan@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 year ago

Lol I like cutting my hotdogs and shallow-frying them, and I was getting creative with how I cut them

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Don't stop! Odd shape aside, you're doing it right!

[-] baggins@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 year ago

Probably cause you keep slicing them like that before you cook them?

[-] TacoNissan@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 year ago

I don't know what you're talking about

[-] new_guy@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Forget the hot dog. How you fucked up so much cutting the bread on the right?

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Some brands are pre-cut. Their machinery has a little variance in that cutting process.

Don't know if that's the case with OP, they could still have absolute shit aim.

[-] TacoNissan@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 year ago

All brands of hotdog bun are pre-cut where I live

[-] Teon@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

You should support uncut hot dog buns.

[-] TacoNissan@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 year ago

I wish my bun was uncut

[-] nueonetwo@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago
[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Biblically accurate hotdogs

They look crispy and delicious, probably the best way to make them in my opinion.

[-] Xariphon@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago
[-] swab148@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago

In his hot dog in R'leyh, fried C'thulu waits dreaming .

[-] bahbah23@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

They yearn to be free

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Spider-dog, spider-dog

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

my brother in christ you are making prinskorv

[-] glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

I’d guzzle

[-] Evia@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

AI sure does drift pretty close to the sun sometimes

[-] TacoNissan@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago

AI? No this is real. These are real hotdogs I ate the other day

[-] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 year ago

Why are they all peeled up like that then?

[-] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

If you cut the ends before frying then they'll do that

[-] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 year ago

Why do people cut the ends before frying them?

[-] Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

You should cut off the hotdog anuses before you cook them.

[-] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 year ago

Is there an actual culinary reason or...?

Serious question, I rarely ever cook or eat hot dogs

[-] Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Hahaha no, I was making a reference to this Oatmeal comic:

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/bananus

[-] TacoNissan@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

If you cut them in half, or split the ends, there's more surface area to crisp up

[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

They do this if you fart while making them

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago

Are you... Cooking them in your ass? 🤨

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