Going out of your way to be an asshole instead of just getting in with your life is definitely healthy and sane.
Just don’t participate. Please tell me this is a bit and I’m just an idiot.
Severing ties typically means stop calling them. Stop participating. This is none of that.
This account is less than a week old and has this in the modlog, so I'm leaning toward bit.
I hope so. For their own sake. What a waste of energy.
It’s fucking disgusting that revolution matters more to hexbear than posadism. Seriously where do these folks priority’s lie? Having arable land or functioning civilization? I’ll tell you what, if you’re first concern isn’t the nuclear eradication of all life on Earth, then you're hopeless.
Its fucking disgusting that someone would put actual effort into horseshit like that.
I can accomplish cutting my family off by blocking their numbers, not answering their emails, and getting on with my life.
One Posadism without the Trotskyist bits plz. Chairman Xi rain nukes down plz!
The greatest bits are the ones that blur the lines between satire and reality. Unironically going to ruin thanksgiving for my family though.
Sounds like something 
would say
You won’t like what I’m going to do for Christmas. I’m going to get naked, paint myself green, break into peoples houses, and steal all the presents. I’m going full grinch mode on capitalist society this year.
You're doing it wrong and making yourself look like an asshole. Instead bring up hot button issues like you're completely unaware and then play god's perfect centrist so your extended family members look like rabid lunatics instead of you
What the fuck is 9/11?
This is the most acceptable answer
Communism is when you yell that you're a communist and then shit your pants as loud as possible
That's why I'm the only true leftist here
Socialism is when I'm a smug, resentful little asshole who nobody likes and who actively pushes people against socialism.
I’m not going to change their minds so I may as wel make them suffer with me.
Just chill out, eat some potatoes, and radicalize the kid's table.
Exactly
An actual good thing to do would be to just aggressively counter bigotry from your family members. Call out their racist and homophobic comments, call out their toxic liberalism. Don't just let that shit ride, do something about it.
Being an asshole and torching shit for no reason achieves nothing but actively undermining everything else you say and do.
Just don't go
My personal opinion is that making everyone as uncomfortable as possible should start with you shitting your pants today and just walking around with it fermenting until Thanksgiving rolls around. I know I'd be uncomfortable if you walked into my thanksgiving like that.
Praxis fecal poster
I’m sorry, but this shit is hella funny. The idea of someone purposefully dropping the turkey on the floor while yelling at their family members about how awful they all are. Like come on that’s hilarious.
You want more ideas and too many people moralizing. I’ll give you some ideas
when they spew their awful takes don’t debate just constantly go psshhhhh. Ed Bassmaster style.
This is quality trolling.
Thanks, dronebama
have you considered simply not going?
And let them have their little klan meeting undisturbed? No.
I found a neat podcast that might have some inspirational ideas for you.
https://youtu.be/JuPw46NCNDs?si=tCYBbxtyaOCAaYSy
A much better use of your time is doing activism. All of the effort you are currently putting into irl activism just double it instead of draining your stamina.
Destroying a klan meeting is worthwhile, but its destructive. When it comes to the kind of low level activism you will be doing, constructive is better.
If you are out of ideas, then go down to a homeless camp and smoke cigarrettes with them. Ask them about their experiences. Take time to listen to them instead of telling them your problems. Think about how to use that information for your upcoming activism explosion around thanksgiving.
Thing is, I have WASPy relatives that I'm unfortunately going to be spending thanksgiving with as well and they're capital C CHUDs. I'm warning you, getting all up in their face is what they want. You could call them cracker all you want but CHUDs are mostly immune to emotional damage. If you go about it like that, all they'll do is laugh about it at work about how they totally owned their SJW relatives.
There's a more nuanced strategy I take. Just make them feel like the burden. You're there to have fun and they're the ones that cannot put politics aside for a single goddamn day if you have to call something out make sure to end it with "look, I'm not trying to argue, I'm just saying."
Act like you've been indoctrinated by the "terrorist group Hummus"
That bit is so stupid it might work
invite your comrades and do some cultural revolution shit
Pretend it's a yemeni wedding 
Bring a boombox and play the Palestinian communist song at full volume on a 10 hour loop. Write "Death to the first world unlimited genocide" on a shirt
Just start calling them liberals.
I think some silly prank is vastly inferior to just doing a "Stalin shouldn't have stopped at Berlin" style argument
I’m at the point of not going and all my relatives are libs. I mean there isn’t a single chud at these gatherings and I still can’t stand it.
Just quietly resigning yourself, what good does that do. Make it known to all of them that they are shit people for celebrating this fucking holiday. Make sure they know that.
They won't learn shit except that you are liable to have tantrums. You can make no progress as a communist if you are using this moralistic framing where people just disagree with you due to faulty character
You should actually try to get arrested. Be taken into custody during dinner.
Get arrested during Thanksgiving
Get your chud uncle arrested during Thanksgiving
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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