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Have you heard the way Americans say "horror"? LOL it sounds like they're saying "whore"

And don't get me started on how they pronounce "duty" hehehe

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[-] plinky@hexbear.net 57 points 11 months ago

they already live in amerikkka, so jokes on them

[-] KimJongGoku@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago

Don't let the Americans see this amerikkka-clap amerikkka-clap amerikkka-clap

[-] Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

Frankfurt is a great city because there's nothing to do

True! Out of the big cities in Germany, Frankfurt is perhaps the most vile. Huge financial skyscrapers (and homeless drug addicts on the streets below), luxury shops, more skyscrapers, residential areas that look run down and mainly inhabited by ethnic and national minorities.

I haven't been to the United States (and don't want to) but it's exactly how I imagine an American city, except with a better public transportation system.

I'd walk with my hands in my pockets at the station too, it's common sense in station areas anywhere you go to tbh.

"$30 Euro" is not enough for Frankfurt-München lol, neither by high speed rail, nor regional train nor bus. You can get the Bayernticket for 27€ for slow trains in Bavaria I suppose, but it's 6h + to München.

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[-] TheCaconym@hexbear.net 34 points 11 months ago

Always being like I'm 52.423% irish and 19.625% Danish and 4.212% Westerosi and 23.74% Scottish and my clan name is MacBurger and here is my tartan

Motherfucker, you're a US citizen. I know it sucks but still

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

the history of my people began when the hair-covered people of the lowlands emerged from the stagnant, murky waters of the stink swamp and intermarried with the also hair-covered mud eaters of the ruined hills.

the year was 1978.

[-] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

oh have you been to Yorkshire

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[-] AcidMarxist@hexbear.net 32 points 11 months ago
[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 32 points 11 months ago

We're up now and honestly this thread is disappointing. We deserve to be thoroughly dragged but mostly this is just everyone being chill.

What I'm saying is we Americans could do a mean thread betterbiden-troll

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago

Joke's on you. I have a severe mental illness that precludes sleep.

I'm not gonna stop you or anything though go nuts$ amerikkka

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[-] Othello@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

i had a nightmare kitty-cri-texas so im up

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Americans will be like "I don't have an accent" and then say "Hi, my name is Gram, one day I looked in the mere and to my abject tear all I saw was the face of a skworl."

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[-] shath@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago
[-] DanComrd@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

They drink piss they call beer so it checks out. bean

[-] TheCaconym@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Let's use photos

Also this wonder

(yes, that Humvee broke down after about one minute during a deranged military americaney display at the beginning of a hockey match)

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[-] roux@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago

65% of our taxes go towards our military and police and we can't afford healthcare, hahaha!

[-] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

not true they can afford healthcare they just hate you and won't give it to you

[-] roux@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

You right. Correction: we don't have healthcare even though we are the wealthiest country on the planet.

[-] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

It would be cheaper and easier to give you healthcare even. Fucking Calvin.

[-] roux@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Have you ever tried to explain to a lib that paying 8% of your income to go towards universal healthcare like in other countries would be cheaper than 30% of your paycheck for just your family? Because I fucking have lol. Conservatives don't actually comprehend fiscal policy, it turns out.

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[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

I am a yank and am awake

I am deeply offended you did not invite me to the yank dunking session

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

I wish I were asleep 😞 can you ridicule me to sleep? You should hear the way I say "guys" all the time as a synonym for "things." I say "pop" instead of "soda."

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[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

the absolute state of yankoids lmao

[-] SocialistWombat@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

Hexbear just isn't the same as yankoids posting such cringe titles as 'Fighting against the tide of America-hate. Here is a thread about ONLY praising America!'

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

I had a bag of Lays potato chips once, shit sucks. How is the treat capital of the world so mid at making chips?

I don't even eat snacks that often. Red rock deli, Smiths, Samboy, Ajitas. I know they're probably owned by Pepsi by now so they're also American, but I'm 90% sure they started off Australian.

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

I always love how US franchises have to actually try to cook food when they open non-US branches because the natives don't want to eat that shit lol

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[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

yeah americans might be the most ignorant and annoying people on the internet, but consider this: if it weren't us, it'd be the scandinavians

[-] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

I'm American and I'm up late drinking and I'm here to say that the metric system fucking sucks

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

SHUT UP NO ONE MEASURES IN INCHES WHAT EVEN IS THAT

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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

Is anyone here not an American dealing with shit that keeps them up at night?

[-] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

Bro the metric system haunts me every night. I tell you what, first thing I do with a time machine is go back and kill baby Jean Baptiste Marie Joseph Metrique or whoever the fuck invented that godless decimal bullshit.

[-] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

good luck building a time machine in stridelengths and cubitts

[-] Othello@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago
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[-] bunnygirl@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

reject meters

embrace barleycorn

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[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

I'm so disappointed by this thread, I can't believe hexbear would permit this. 70+ comments making fun of Americans?? And not a single comment to make fun of those perfidious diet Americans to the north? Those so-called Canadians too easily skate by in obscurity, happily applauding Nazis and sweeping their foundational genocides under the proverbial rug!

[-] atomkarinca@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 11 months ago

is "duty" pronounced "dew-chee"?

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

I think they say it like 'doody', other regions would say dew-dy or dew-ty. It's a dialect marker known as yod dropping.

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[-] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Good morning! Uhh lessee. We pronounce medal the same way as mettle. We put our garish flag literally everywhere (I was sleeping under one, as per the law). Like 20% of us vote though only 5 states matter, then we coronate our oldest politician anyway. Being born, dying, getting sick, or going to prison all cost money and servers make less than living wage so please tip us for your headless beer

[-] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

'It ain't no disgrace to be poor, but might as well be.' It is in fact a crime for an American to be poor, even though America is a nation of poor. Every other nation has folk traditions of men who were poor but extremely wise and virtuous, and therefore more estimable than anyone with power and gold. No such tales are told by the American poor. They mock themselves and glorify their betters. The meanest eating or drinking establishment, owned by a man who is himself poor, is very likely to have a sign on its wall asking this cruel question: 'If you're so smart, why ain't you rich? ' There will also be an American flag no larger than a child's hand-glued to a lollipop stick and, flying from the cash register."

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