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[-] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

It depends... To work on business plans? Sure.

I've felt a strong urge to sell "healing crystals" to people which they need to put up their butts to work properly ever since all those anti mask and anti vax nutjobs became very loud all over the media.

[-] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 9 points 11 months ago

Sadly, this business model is already in use... Could try to compete though, but idk how big the market is...

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

At each new level of enlightenment ... they give you a bigger crystal

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago

What the actual fuck?

[-] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Jaysus Christ on a bike...

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Gwennth gonna sue you for patent infringement.

[-] Yamainwitch@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Depends, how weird we gonna get with it? Who am I kidding, I trust my fellow star trek meme junkies with my life. Let's gooo!

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 6 points 11 months ago

There might be some assimilation

[-] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 7 points 11 months ago

I'd go to a compound in the woods with you, Mr. Picard ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฅบ

[-] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

If anyone can start a cult on here then it is you good sir. And yes of course! Any cabin in the woods is a place for us to be! Ahem. Me. For me to be.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it." - George Carlin

[-] PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Choose a leader

I didn't know we had a King. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

[-] Burninator05@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2023
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