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KISSENGER IS DEAD (finance.yahoo.com)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by sexywheat@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party

Edit: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.

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[-] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 48 points 11 months ago
[-] iie@hexbear.net 47 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
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[-] sarcasticsunrise@lemm.ee 47 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

PRESS "S" TO SPRAY DISRESPECTS

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[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 47 points 11 months ago

And the world gains another gender neutral bathroom

[-] Budwig_v_1337hoven@hexbear.net 47 points 11 months ago

I feel like a dog that finally caught its own tail, like, I should've prepared something for this occasion.
I can only hope others planned ahead where I didn't. Looking forward to some cream of the crop RIP Bozo content

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[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 46 points 11 months ago

LET’S

FUCKING

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lets-fucking-go party-sicko sicko-beaming sicko-crab sicko-lea sicko-hexbear-crowd susie-dance kris-dance ralsei-dance reisen-dance mettaton-dance club-penguin-dance torture-dance luffy-pog lenin-pogger nicholson-yes glee dean-smile deng-smile che-smile omori-manic

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 46 points 11 months ago

Wake up, Kissinger is still dead. Fuckin love y'all ♥️

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[-] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 45 points 11 months ago

I WAS HERE

I WAS HERE

I WAS HERE

[-] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 45 points 11 months ago

NEW PUBLIC BATHROOM JUST DROPPED sicko-crab

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[-] Cigarette_comedian@hexbear.net 44 points 11 months ago

Wakes up

Kissinger is fucking dead

MRW

:crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party: :die-motherfucker: :crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party:

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 44 points 11 months ago

What's worse is he died fully insulated from the damage he wrought on the world. Its not fair.

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[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 44 points 11 months ago

Holy shit what a way to wrap up November rest in piss asshole.

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The way I see it, Kissinger loved people dying. In a way, this was his lifelong dream.

[-] Anne_Teefa@hexbear.net 43 points 11 months ago
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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 43 points 11 months ago

My partner is taking credit for this because and I quote, "I did say he would die this week"

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[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 42 points 11 months ago

He just died? Wow. I didn't know that, I just uhh... you're telling me now for the first time. He led a disgusting life. What else can you say? He was a disgusting man, whether you disagree or not, he was a disgusting man who led a disgusting life. I'm actually happy to hear that, I am happy to hear that. Thank you very much.

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[-] kingspooky@hexbear.net 42 points 11 months ago

Briefly coming out of my self-imposed exile to say rest in piss you fucking ghoul, burn in hell forever

[-] mustGo@hexbear.net 42 points 11 months ago

He died from not nutting for to loong during No-Nut-November. Never stop nutting.

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[-] VernetheJules@hexbear.net 42 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

A second plane has hit Henry Kissinger

[-] Blep@hexbear.net 41 points 11 months ago

LETS FUCKING GOOO

lets-fucking-go

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 41 points 11 months ago

Good one, almost got me. Wait, this isn't in c/fakenews? You're gonna get banned smuglord

What…it's true? That motherfucker's finally gone! madeline-shock crab-party crab-party

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 40 points 11 months ago

I saw a tweet that was 8 minutes old...

Henry Kissinger died

And I thought to myself as went to google "I am the world's dumbest man. I'm googling that and it won't— Holy mother of fuck! It is true!"

[-] Antiwork@hexbear.net 40 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

If you do the math.,This is like infinite 9/11s for him.

[-] GunslingerSky@hexbear.net 40 points 11 months ago
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[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 39 points 11 months ago
[-] itsPina@hexbear.net 39 points 11 months ago

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kissingers going to be dead tomorrow too its gonna be a great couple days

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[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 39 points 11 months ago

Thursday.

Damn it.

First Thatcher and now this decrepit Nazi.

Why can't these fuckers die on the weekend so I can have a proper piss up with my mates in celebration?

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[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 38 points 11 months ago
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[-] capitanazo@hexbear.net 38 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

ROT IN HELLL YOUU PIECEE OF SHIIITTT

PLS MR DEVIL GIVE HIM ETERNAL TORTURE, LET HIS SOUL BURN FOR ALL OF ETERNITY

[-] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 38 points 11 months ago

p i s s i n g e r

sicko-pig

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 38 points 11 months ago

new bathroom just open

[-] GhostSpider@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago
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