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KISSENGER IS DEAD (finance.yahoo.com)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by sexywheat@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party

Edit: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.

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[-] psychoplantkiller@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago
[-] WhatAnOddUsername@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

I visited the Wikipedia article on Henry Kissinger, and I noticed this sentence:

In contrast, Kissinger is an immensely beloved figure within China, with China News Service describing him in his obituary as someone "who had a sharp vision and a thorough understanding of world affairs".[11][12]

What's the deal with that?

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[-] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party

Best way to wake up is finding out this fucker is dead

[-] bigbologna@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

aw man I can't believe I slept through his death

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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

I'm giving you all the day off work tomorrow. If your boss gives you any shit tell them that Capitalism's Horchata is broken and now we can beat them with the wizard broom until and they can't stop us.

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[-] JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

Logging in to say:

  • rest in piss
  • fuck you Henry

Thanks!

[-] ratboy@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

Someone must attend his funeral and blast this song from a boom box John Cusack style during the procession

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[-] commiecapybara@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago
[-] boiledfrog@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

Great way to start a day

[-] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago

Who won the death tontine?

[-] LenonLemonLenin@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago
[-] TheCaconym@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago

Hell yeah hexcrab-party hexcrab-party hexcrab-party

Finally it's not a fake or a bit

[-] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago

At last Hell has reclaimed one of its greatest arch-devils.

[-] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago

Damn it feelsngood to wake up to this news

[-] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago
[-] SummerIsTooWarm@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago

And just like that, the world got a little bit better

[-] ThanksObama5223@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

It finally happened, today is a good day

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

Surprised CNN isn't wall to wall coverage over this, in any case lmao good.

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[-] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

Merry Kissmas everyone

[-] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago
[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago
[-] nurjahreszeiten@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago
[-] artificialset@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago
[-] wombat@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

@CARCOSA@hexbear.net this post must stay pinned until we beat the upvote number of post 52, per cummunist's demands. https://hexbear.net/post/52

The post that announces the death of Henry Alfred Kissinger better overtake this one as the most upvoted post.

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[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

It's not over. They still have to destroy his phylactery or he'll respawn in 2d4 days.

[-] Timberknave@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

May the VolCel police forgive meSATAN is👹⚔️ workin overtime 💪💪to make a new level of hell 🪚⚒🪚cause 🎉🎉💀HENRY PISSinger☠️ has FINALLY FUCKIN DIED🪦🪦🎉🎉!! u may know this proPIGandist🐽🐽 by his greatest hits: BOMBINGS 💣, GENOCIDES 👎😡😢, MILITARY💂 COUPS💥, and other 🚔🚔CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🏴‍☠️!! but DID U KNOW 🧠❓he was also someone hillary clinton 👵🏻 considered a close personal friend😘👯‍♀️🆒!! he devoted his life to DICKlaring 🍆🍆war 🚫AGAINST 🚫 the CUMMIES💦💂💦 and other unremovedtitutional 🍑🦪🦪🍑things and ppl called him a hero🤔🤷😡👎‼️⁉️ today we pour one out 🍻 🥂🍾 for one of the WORST PEOPLE🤢👿🤢 to ever do it‼️ so SPREAD ↔️THOSE LEGS 💃💃 like ur the freedom 🗽🗽of infWHOREmation 📚📜📚act && send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ people u want to give u their TRICKY DICK 👁👅👁. GET5️⃣ BACK, you’ll give someone a déTENTe ⛺️🪵 IN THEIR PANTS get 🔟 back and you’ll be getting realpoliDICKED 🤤🤤🍆🍆DOWN with that MISSILE TREATY😏🚀🚀😏 tonight‼️


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[-] Sleve_McDichael@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

Rest in piss bozo

[-] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

ABOUT FUCKING TIME

[-] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

100 years too late, but rest in piss nevertheless.

[-] Flinch@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

Vaxxed?? 👁️

[-] Othello@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

AASAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAQAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I RAN TO MY COMPUTrE!!!!!!!!!!

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[-] RedWizard@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 11 months ago

The only response from my group chat was: "But isn’t it kind of hard to be jubilant when the bad guy lived to 100? We should all hope to be so lucky."

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[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

He just died? Wow. I didn’t know that. You are telling me now for the first time. He led an amazing life. What else can you say? Whether you agreed or not, he was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I am actually sad to hear that. I am sad to hear that.

[-] Romeo@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

At long last. I was here.

[-] ComradeLove@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

and I wasn't going to touch myself today.

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