Edit: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.
Typing on a phone, so pretend I posted a ton of crab.
Smoking on that Kissinger pack tonight
I’m an old millennial bordering on gen X, so I am celebrating by drinking and listening to “Ants Marching” on repeat. It’s a festive song to me…
This is the end of the chapo ark. Let's pack up.
You guys aren't going to believe this, but I called it. I felt it in the winds a few weeks ago that Kissinger would die before the year was out, and the winds told me the truth. Not the exact date mind you, and he was bound to die eventually, but still.
GOOD
Ohhhhhhhh baby let's fucking gooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
So glad I'm here for this one.
YES FUCK YES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES GLORIOUS YES GO TO HELL YOU FUCKING DECREPIT GHOUL
Gonna drink to celebrate hell yea
ULYSSES WAS THE PHYLACTERY ALL ALONG
This is great news to wake up to 
Dr. Henry Kissinger, a respected American scholar and statesman [respected by whom?]
Not me furiously searching "Henry kissinger assad" so I can post that the Lion of Damascus has done it agian
:crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party:
Every person I know texted and messaged me I am so glad that's the energy I give out
🎧🦀🎚🎛
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER YOU FUCK'IN ROTTING DEMON! 
Eat shit in hell, we're partying tonight!
Can't miss this occasion to wish him a very rest in piss 
LETS FUCKING GO 🦀 
we gottem
crack a beer or whatever other celebratory beverage you choose. i hope your dying moments were miserable PISS BITCH!
Straight to hell, do not pass go, do not collect 200
RIP to my chances of winning the tontine.
Have fun in hell loser.
Democrats are clearly trying to win our votes but you can't cancel out doing a genocide by killing another genocide-enjoyer.
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