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[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 49 points 11 months ago

All labor is skilled labor.

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 69 points 11 months ago

Not when I'm doin it

[-] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 40 points 11 months ago

I mean lots of kids wanna be streamers when they grow up so I imagine that'd impress the class.

[-] money_loo@1337lemmy.com 39 points 11 months ago

And then she starts an “Ask A Scientist!” stream.

Y’all need Jesus!

[-] Ryan213@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

And your teacher is bringing out their wallet.

[-] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 17 points 11 months ago

Gotta catch them fans young. Scar them and make them love you

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

“Has anybody here heard about OnlyFans, or have you seen your daddy go on it before?”

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 months ago

I get that they're implying mom is like a camgirl, or only fans model, or something. But fuck, there's so many jobs "webcam and a laptop" could be.

this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2023
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