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[-] TurboDiesel@lemmy.world 97 points 11 months ago

This child is unhinged.

We stan.

[-] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

They will grow up to be a great memer

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago

Or President of a western first world nation

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

A corporate CEO at the very least

[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 47 points 11 months ago

I'm sure a 3 year old said all this.

[-] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago

Why does everyone on the internet think kids are mute grubs until they turn ten?

3 year olds say wild shit all the time.

They are at the peak of "i just learned this" and "i don't fully understand social implications".

[-] gens@programming.dev 12 points 11 months ago

There's a playground next to where i live. I sometimes hear kids (like 5yo) say some of the funniest things, so different that i forget them.

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 40 points 11 months ago

Tough break kid. Still eating that cake lol

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 11 points 11 months ago

Ah, I fellow I am in dead inside person.

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 months ago

!aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

She's going places

[-] Microw@lemm.ee 23 points 11 months ago

Of course her name is Leona. Pure lion energy lol

[-] nodsocket@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

I thought it said Lithium Ion cake

[-] FirstWizardZorander@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Sure beats Cellular Peptide cake!

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago
[-] ColonelSanders@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

old timey phone rings

Is sometime going to get that?!

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Even in the 24th century they're still using android phones.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Still better than internal combustion engine cake 🤷

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

She's right, tho. Too devastated to eat right now.

[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 14 points 11 months ago

I was hoping it would be a math joke about 3 factorial, but this is just sad

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 months ago

this is just sad

Just as planned.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 11 months ago

And it worked at least with me. I didn't eat a single piece of that cake

[-] bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club 6 points 11 months ago

Master plan

[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 months ago
this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2023
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