dirt_owl is a peterson fan confirmed

no wonder a piss boy stans the guys pissing out of their face

I'm number 12, the long legged socialist crab that Obama couldn't obtain

I am 25 but I aspire to become 27

I'm the humble shrimpy

I'm the distant NOPE sound moving further away

I’m the numeral 4 in that lovely typeface

@yourself

Does it bother anyone else that those numbers are all over the place? Or is there some sort of way to organize them I dont get?

Life hack:

Button popped out of your jacket? No time to sew it back on?

Simply take two crabs outta ya pockets. Have them grip to opposing sides, and hook 'em together like a burdock.

36, copepod

12 (very fragile), I wish I was 7 though