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[-] Buffalox@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago

Poor dog.

But that was pretty funny. ;)

[-] CarlsIII@kbin.social 48 points 1 year ago

I love how the dog thought “no they just don’t understand because I couldn’t explain it properly”

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

It would be less funny, but since the dog can understand now, the humans could explain that "Yeah, buddy, we know and we want to give you all the food, but it's not good for you and we love you and want you to be healthy even more than we want to give in and give you everything you want.💗"

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 year ago

Yeah...maybe it's a good thing dogs can't talk

[-] alcasa@lemmy.sdf.org 36 points 1 year ago

If they can talk they can pay rent

[-] johndc7@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

If they can pay rent they can get normal food

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago

Where are my testicles, summer?

[-] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 6 points 1 year ago

I JUST WANT TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT THAT FUCKING SQUIRREL IS OUTSIDE AGAIN!

[-] KindaLost@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

Yeah, around dinner time my dog whines and tries to lead you to where we keep his food. But he gets fed after the people eat and some times “around dinner time” is actually a few hours beforehand so his theatrics often go without getting what he wants straight away.

Doesnt deter him though he just tries harder to make himself clearer. He must think we are so dense. How do we not understand? Hes being so clear! He would be very upset to find out we knew exactly what he was trying to say but were ignoring his pleas on purpose.

[-] Grass@geddit.social 29 points 1 year ago

Birds are like this too. I wish they could understand a lot of things humans eat will poison them.

[-] MuffinCupcakeHeeler@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

But what if they're really just concerned about you as in: "Human, stay away from that poison!"

[-] Grass@geddit.social 3 points 1 year ago

Wait! Let me test it for poison first!

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have a theory that cuter dogs are less healthy because people are less able to resist their begging and give them food they really shouldn't be eating. Not saying that people love cute dogs more or anything, but I think when their begging is less effective on the subconscious, baby caring-for part of your brain, it's easier to make the right decision and realize that giving dogs random human food is not good for them and not doing them any favours.

[-] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 13 points 1 year ago

I laughed way too hard at this. 👏👏👏👏👏

[-] bayport@yall.theatl.social 3 points 1 year ago

This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time 🤣🤣🤣

[-] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social -4 points 1 year ago

You're a slave, buddy! Other people decide when you can eat! Nope! Can't go outside and forage, either! It's one big jail for you.

You shoulda tried the monkey's paw instead, but I guess you couldn't know that.

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