Go with AliExpress or one of the others if you want it to truly be a surprise.
Dm me and I'll direct you to a random sex toy shop with no SSL certificate
That’s reverse secret Santa where you don’t know who the recipient is.
Tequila and Amazon Prime
Sex worker pseudonyms going from traditional to corporate real quick
with a name like Amazon Prime she has some big tranny Dommy Mommy vibes to live up to tbh
Yeah, that's how I got my current gaming headphones. Drunk me choose decently well.
Which ones did you get?
HyperX. I forget which model they are, but they're very sturdy and still work well 7 years later.
I had a roommate once who would get inebriated and go on eBay. I think his best purchase was a full size Pac-Man arcade game. He also acquired a Flowbee hair cutting system.
It sucks, and it cuts.
Back when they were all the rage, one of my colleagues received one of those rubber horse masks in the mail at the office.
Indeed, he had no memory of ordering it.
Consumerism in a nutshell
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