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Gilbert's gripe (lemmy.world)
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[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 59 points 11 months ago

You're fucking the guy, he likes his name being said and it turns you off? How'd you get to that point? You don't have a nickname? I don't care if your name is Rumplestiltskin, if you want me to say your name I am making deep eye contact and saying it and I will mean it. I will moan it. Nothing is better than knowing what my partner wants so I can give it to them.

Normalise following orders like a good sub.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago
[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] aeki@slrpnk.net 14 points 11 months ago

This is such a beautiful comment.

[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 3 points 11 months ago
[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 54 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Now imagine it's gilbert gottfried screeching 'say my name baby' at you

[-] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 17 points 11 months ago

Do you imagine him as Iago from Aladdin or the Aflac Duck when he's saying that?

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 14 points 11 months ago

More his reading of 50 shades of grey

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago
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[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

¿Porque no los dos?

[-] einlander@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Or Jack Frost from the PBS Noddy live action.

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 11 months ago
[-] Daqu@feddit.de 1 points 11 months ago

That's hot. Me so horny.

[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

I am imagining Gilbert Godfrey saying this loudly and in the most annoying way possible as he climaxes.

[-] Aremel@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Gill doesn't sound so bad.

[-] LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago
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[-] dadGPT@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

thanks a gillion

[-] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago

just pretend you're French. "ah oui, baisse mon chat, Gilbert!"

[-] ccdfa@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

Mon chat 😭

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

“Uh actually it’s pronounced Gilbert. Get it right you dirty bitch. Gil, Bert. Just like that”

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yeah, uh... I can't read the "say my name" part without hearing Gilbert Goddfried's voice in my head. Is that normal?

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[-] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

Just yell out his nickname, Gilly-Willy.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 11 points 11 months ago

Imagine eating Gilbert’s grapes.

[-] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 11 months ago

One of the few screenshots that's funny every time I see it.

[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 5 points 11 months ago

Who's eating whom now!

[-] Skeptomatic@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Who's gargling Gilbert's grapes?

[-] sweetcuppincakes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Anne Blythe in bed

[-] PatFussy@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago

Say my name mommy

this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2023
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