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Give me money! (i.imgflip.com)
submitted 11 months ago by funny@lemmus.org to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[-] aviationeast@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

I want to see the Nerf gone shoot.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

shoots foam dart that sticks to cashier's forehead

"You're dead."

[-] Theidiam@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 11 months ago

Give him a lollipop already.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

It's Nerf or nothing!

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Are you a bot? You joined a month ago, and you've posted 202 times...

[-] PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

These are amateur numbers. Just like at Stamets or The Picard Maneuver. These guys post that much a day.

[-] Veedem@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Oh, it’s about to go Down

[-] YoorWeb@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I'm sure I've seen a longer video where the robber experiences a few seconds of confusion and leaves the store.

this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2023
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