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[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 171 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

What fucking godless heathen eats rice with ketchup

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago

Americans. They would even eat old car tires with ketchup.

[-] mondo_brondo@lemmy.world 61 points 11 months ago

I’ve never heard of anyone eating rice with ketchup before.

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[-] CoolGirl586@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago
[-] minyakcurry 16 points 11 months ago

That's fried rice, not white rice steamed or cooked in a rice cooker. I can imagine putting ketchup on a nigiri and immediately getting scolded in Japan.

[-] stackPeek@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Fried rice, not normal rice

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[-] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Nah dude. Just a little bit of soy or tonkatsu sauce.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

Lol, we really don't do this. But it's fun to fuck with people.

[-] sock@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

more like people in America sometimes eat it. just like how people everywhere sometimes do everything and stupid nationalism only divides everybody more.

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[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

That's the joke

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[-] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 139 points 11 months ago

As an Asian this whole thread feels so weird and I can't tell if people actually eat rice with ketchup or they are tricking me into trying an abomination

[-] Baccata@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago

French here. I admit I used to eat rice with ketchup when I was a kid. I'm disgusted with myself thinking about it now.

[-] jacktherippah@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago
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[-] Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 67 points 11 months ago
[-] OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

This is the only way tbh

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[-] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 57 points 11 months ago
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[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 42 points 11 months ago

If you're asking who'd put rice with ketchup - my sister used to put ketchup on her popcorn. Microwave popcorn. Pre-buttered.

[-] KreekyBonez@lemm.ee 31 points 11 months ago

I'm sorry you had to see such depravity, and so close to home

[-] Brekky@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

That was a difficult up vote because my thumb was just so disgusted with your sister

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[-] supernicepojo@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago

Butter, parmesan, salt and pepper

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[-] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 20 points 11 months ago
[-] gosling@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

1 billion dollars with a side of 1 trillion dollars, next question

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[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago
[-] LewZephyr@sh.itjust.works 17 points 11 months ago
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[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 11 months ago

Who the hell puts ketchup in rice??

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[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Sir, this is a wendys.

[-] squiblet@kbin.social 14 points 11 months ago

Ketchup would be one of my last choices anyway. Maybe with certain mains like fried chicken or chicken fried steak (ok, some people say that's weird but it's what we did at Furr's Cafeteria).

Right now, probably Marie Sharp's Beware Habanero sauce. Second choice, chimichurri.

[-] Fleshtrap@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Milk, cinnamon, sugar, raisins. Heat in microwave.

Yum.

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[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Those bottles of chili crisp with the face of an angry/disappointed looking Asian lady on the label. So good.

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[-] pewpew@feddit.it 13 points 11 months ago
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[-] rbos@lemmy.ca 12 points 11 months ago

Raw egg cracked in and beaten to temper and cook in piping hot rice. A little soy sauce. Maybe some sesame seeds.

Tamago kake gohan.

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[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Butter and salt. Or soy sauce. Anything except ketchup really....

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[-] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago
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[-] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago
[-] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 14 points 11 months ago
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[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Teriyaki and Sriracha

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago
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[-] Jaysyn@kbin.social 10 points 11 months ago

Butter, salt & black pepper.

[-] negativeyoda@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago
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[-] surfrock66@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

My 9 year old literally eats steamed rice with ketchup and if given this choice he would just it to die.

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[-] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

Japanese barbeque sauce

[-] Clashing_branes@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

KEWPIE Deep-Roasted Sesame Dressing and Sriracha Hot Chili Sauce

This combo hits all the right flavor notes.

[-] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

That's disgusting. Where do you source yours? So I can avoid it of course.

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[-] Rosco@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

salted butter

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