Tell me, what side will you have chosen this year?
Another crackkka down! Unlimited genocide on the first world!
(If no one says this at my funeral, I'm haunting their ass.)
The fact that the calendar says Calendar and not, like, December is the perfect touch
He's so tapped into the boomer mind that this is exactly how they'd feel about a relative dying at Christmas.
I have a family member who was born on Christmas Eve. I always thought that was selfish of them too. Like we're all trying to last minute prepare for The Big Day could you not have a birthday right now? smdh
my aunt died last night, lol fuck you kelly.
why is my comment highlighted yellow?
It's because it indicates a recent comment...
I don't care for that
do english speakers really use the word noel?
Not really (I'm from the USA, so take my English with a grain of salt), I think its use here is just to add to the comedic bizarre tone by using an obscure word instead of just "Christmas"
The title is "Wreck the Halls" so noel most likely refers to a Christmas carol.
only when singing the first noel
This calls for a sicko-ghost emoji, but i think this one is not enough sicko.
Sorry, mate, the best we could do is this 
or just 
BEE-EE-EEEEEP
Kelly included another catchphrase on Twitter
Selfish Dying Relatives emoji when for boomers fucking up the earth and then leaving it for us to clean up?
(to the tune of jingle bells)
It specifically refers to the carol The First Noel. Otherwise, nope, nobody says that word.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.