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[-] Sasuke@hexbear.net 87 points 2 years ago

but did they save the cum?

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 58 points 2 years ago

Hamas now chops off the balls to deter cum extraction /s

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 2 years ago

Fallout New Vegas type shit.

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 2 years ago

They jerk off the corpses rendering the sperm unusable. Gaza will soon be flooded with the ejaculate of fallen IOF soldiers.

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[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 71 points 2 years ago
[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago

Looking into it

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 59 points 2 years ago

But did they get his cum?!

[-] Lucien@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago

His cum was actually a hamas tunnel. That's why he got shot.

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 54 points 2 years ago

Don't worry, the brave IDF actually has a whole squad dedicated to taxidermying the corpses of their fallen soldiers, hollowing out their backs and walking them around like hand puppets speaking in squeaky cartoon voices and pretending to be them. She can still marry him if she doesn't mind him only saying his new catchphrase "Oopsie woopsie!" and isn't to bothered by the 18-year-old brigadier general with his entire arm shoved inside where his spine used to be.

[-] aFairlyLargeCat@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago

I’m not saying that house should get to mount his head on the wall like a hunting trophy, but

[-] Lucien@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Oh! Do the hands also, that way he can hold the gun that shot him.

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago
[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago

owned lol

Death to America

[-] micnd90@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

F to pay respect

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago
[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago

Reminds me of the bit in JoJo part 2 where the Wehrmacht soldier who's friends with Ceasar gets got by Wamuu and the tone is super teary-eyed and I was just laughing my ass off

[-] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Or the Pianist acting like the Soviets refusing to release Hosenfield, was an equal crime to everything that happened in Warsaw from 1939-1945.

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago

Get fuckin wrecked ya butcher

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

lol
lmao even

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago
[-] Frank@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

I like to think he was domed seconds after bc he was standing framed in a window like a gift to anyone with 20/20 vision and knowledge of how to adjust iron sights for range.

[-] Des@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

wojak-nooo wait i thought zionists said using civilian infrastructure in any capacity during """wartime""" was evil and being ISIS

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

had it coming for writing the date 21.3.24 instead of 2024-03-21, computer files must be a mess

[-] micnd90@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Are ya winnin' son?

[-] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

Pure dopamine

[-] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago
[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

Merry Christmas!

I'm getting divorced and don't have my daughter for the first year so I'm glad to wake up to this

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

heart-sickle feel free to rant in my dms if it helps

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[-] buh@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

I wonder if the occupants of that house were married or had a fiance?

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