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[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 111 points 10 months ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 59 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Burgers, drinks, salsa music, bondage, domination, sadism, masochism.

Best party ever!

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago
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[-] TeddE@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Bondage burgers, dominant drinks, and sadistic salsa masochistic music. Sounds fun!

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I've definitely tried the latter two, but I'm not so sure about the first ones 😂

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[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 65 points 10 months ago

Just needs an edit with more believable names. Nobody's called their baby girl Agnes for probably 500 years unless she was born as an elderly woman.

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

Agnieszka is not that uncommon a name, and it could be shortened to Agnes.

[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 49 points 10 months ago

Um Agnes is short for Agnintendo Entertainment System.

[-] ericisshort@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago
[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago
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[-] Voyajer@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

I know a couple named Bob and Agnes. They're in their mid 60s iirc.

[-] andxz@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

lol what? It's a fairly common name in all the Nordic countries at the very least, and fairly sure in Britain as well. The post is obviously American, but that name is not an uncommon one.

Anecdotally I know of at least three, two adults and one just starting school.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I'd suggest that a couple replies here took my response too literally but don't want to have to come back and explain that I'm not accusing anybody of stealing.

[-] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

Name your daughter Agnes, get some BDSM revenge. Seems legit.

[-] De_Narm@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Too be fair, I really like the name - you just gotta french it up! (Agnès; ɑɲˈɛs)

But I guess Bravely Default was not as popular as I'd like and I've never heard the french version elsewhere.

[-] Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

And the fact they took the time to fix the autocorrect not capitalizing the words spelled out for BDSM. If you are angry it's not happening.

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[-] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 54 points 10 months ago

I mean if a grown man doesn't know what that term means it's certainly not his child's fault. like fuck.

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[-] JCreazy@midwest.social 44 points 10 months ago

Mom, just can't wait to thank you later for the great time your parents had with their friends

[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 40 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"We are NOT done talking about this."

Good, I hope not! 🤣

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 31 points 10 months ago
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[-] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 25 points 10 months ago

I always want this to be genuine every time I see it. Sounds plausible enough.

[-] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 10 months ago

That would be absolutely hilarious to tell people that they should put pineapples upside down in their shopping cart so they don't roll around.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago
[-] doidera@lemmy.eco.br 6 points 10 months ago
[-] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Supposedly, I heard it off-hand somewhere, don't even remember where to be honest.

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[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Fuckin worth it.

[-] Zoidberg@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

And I thought it meant Bible Discussion and Studies Meeting

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