“I could have been relaxing at Mar-a-Lago or in the south of France ― which I would prefer to being in this country, frankly.”
Love that politics is just two ultranationalist parties sobbing and breathlessly accusing the other party of being insufficiently nationalist.
I could be sitting in a small coastal town in Ireland but noooo I had to be born in America and poor, so my chances of getting outta here are slim to none.
part of that bargain is your best friend breaks up with you and chokes your donkey to death with his severed fingers, so it's not all sunshine and rainbows in Eire
I feel like this is a reference to something I'm not picking up on
Don't worry I grew up in a small coastal town in Ireland and its purely miserable
Dog I hate america too
Nice try huffpost but we know his fans don't care.
TRE45ON
Woah
Haha nice, simple, effective, true.
It's satire. People that like this shit are the subject matter of the joke.
It's wild how many liberals walk in here, see hexbear users mocking liberals, and then completely miss the point.
Are they a hapless liberal? Or are they pretending to be to further the bit?
The world may never know
If they're not from hexbear or grad I typically assume: No.
he's just like me fr
NotJustBikes is gaining following.
Just flee the country my man and go somewhere that gives the USA the finger when it comes to extradition.
Him still winning the election while being on the lam would be the funniest shit ever.
finally, a funnier outcome than him winning from jail
We could have our very own exiled government complete with president in Trump in that ex-pat village in Moscow. Sort of like those dorks who tried to do it with China.
The US government in exile, with president Trump running the country from his location, while Democrats and Republicans fight over 
and 
declaring themselves interim president. 
Trump is going to create his goverment in exile in the DPRK. MAGA Communism will win 
KuoMinTrump 
trump in avignon
Imagine if Trump flees to live in exile in the DPRK, if he loses the election 
Flying to Cuba with a plane full of gold bullion the day before the jury deliberates would be the funniest outcome.
the DPRK recognizes the American Front for Democratic Liberation led by president-in-exile Donald J Trump as the legitimate government of the United States following widespread irregularities in the 2024 election
jesus, listening to the clip the actual phrasing is:
“I could have been relaxing at Mar-a-Lago or in the south of France ― which I would prefer being in this country, frankly.”
honestly, it sounds more like he's saying he would prefer being in this country [the US] rathern than be in the south of france. it absolutely sounds like a quick shout out to the USA in the middle of bragging about how he could have been living large instead of punishing himself with public service... which seems to be 90% of his messaging lately.
even the author leaves wiggle room about its interpretation before linking a tweet misquoting him and then tons of quote tweets of that tweet. what a nothing burger of an article.
Slammed? What is this? A wrestling match?
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