Aliens want to communicate and they decide to use you and your personality as the base model for all humans. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
Bro I'm autistic and have adhd and have been traumatized by everyday life as well as unfiltered access to the internet.
The first thing I'm telling them to do is glass the planet with me on it.
Wrong question. If they picked me, you ought to ask how screwed the aliens are...
Human population can't focus, stand still, or remember worth shit for longer than 5 minutes.
That LOTR scene comes to mind when Frodo offers the ring to Elf Queen...
Theyll turn us all into furries
Show them my tinyverse
That's good they'll think it's the norm... And we can seduce their female (if they exist).
It'd be weird at least. A bunch of borderline suicidal people doing psychedelics and bringing each other ice water when someone coughs.
Not too bad. At least we'll have English and Russian solved right off the bat.
I have cryptolalia.
I don't even think they can make a language model off of me.
Why do the aliens think we are giant weebs that are obsessed with our infrastructure?
If I don't recognize the phone number, I'm not picking up the phone.
We aren't. Maybe we dead because of my unending bickering about the futility of life, but screwed? Nah.
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