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[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago

I want big boob earth, can we do that instead? Ain’t nobody want no flat earth.

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago
[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Flat is justice!

[-] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 9 months ago

Seasons are when God flips it to cook the other side

Climate change is when God said fuck it let's just boil the mf

[-] crsu@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

It all make sense now

[-] nickhammes@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

The Oscar Meyer projection

[-] Ibex0@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Alaska is an erogenous zone now.

[-] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

pfft whaddya mean "now"

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 12 points 9 months ago

Nonsense. It's all a hoax by Big Weiner! Don't let them cram it down your throat.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 months ago

I like to get on the flat earther side and then make ludicrous claims of proof, just to get both sides of the argument to say WTF.

Like: "Yeah, obviously the earth is flat like a coin. Otherwise we wouldn't have gravity. The coin is spinning so fast that it creates a force that forces everything to the surface. Otherwise all the water would fall off the sides"

[-] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

So do you think earth will land on heads or tails?

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Suppose you throw a coin enough times. Suppose one day it lands on its edge.

[-] key@lemmy.keychat.org 1 points 9 months ago

That explains why Australia is upside down, which the normal flat earth model fails to do. I like it!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Need a bun moon and a mustard nebula to collide with.

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 9 points 9 months ago

dill pickle spear, chopped onions, fresh tomato, mustard and that's Earth Chicago style

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 9 points 9 months ago

topologically, you’re right

[-] OccamsTeapot@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Topologically my socks don't have a hole in. Stop doing topology, they have played us for absolute fools

[-] DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 9 months ago

Dont do topoligy

Years and years of topology done yet no real purpose found

[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 9 months ago

I know it's just the meme, but topology actually pops up in robotics. The topology of the configuration space, i.e. what values the variables you can control, like arm angles, linear positions, etc., can actually be used to determine if a certain type of movement is feasible. For example, if your robot's configuration space has the shape of a torus, you can't send the robot "into" the torus's "donut hole". Physically, this means that to get from one configuration to another, you might have to take some indirect path because the straight path (in configuration space) isn't physically feasible.

[-] OccamsTeapot@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Yeah there's a fucking ton of applications in physics as well but then again physics has ghost particle fields and a single observation can make a wave function the size of the universe collapse to an infinitesimal point. So stop doing physics as well

[-] fossphi@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

All that is true and good, but I still feel like topology is one of the least practical fields. Apart from the mechatronics stuff and maybe topological insulators, it's mostly just nerds masturbating. And I like it, too! But yeah, it's not that practical (it doesn't need to be either)

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 8 points 9 months ago

I'm waiting for donut earth

[-] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Still waiting on that proof that hotdog earth is somehow fake news. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!

[-] crsu@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

What is NASA hiding from us?

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

The world is a vampire.

[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 4 points 9 months ago
[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 9 months ago

I had a good chuckle at this.

[-] yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 3 points 9 months ago

Looks moldy

[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Personally waiting for nut earth

[-] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

it's your combination dyson sphere/rotisserie spit. Exposes the surface of your planet evenly to the sun! ... in case that was't happening already, before.

[-] penquin@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Dildo earth

[-] moon@lemmy.cafe 1 points 9 months ago

This guy clearly hasn't heard of donut earth theory. I bet he thinks Australia is real too!

this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2023
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