Biden pardons Trump for something.

Someone turn the most probably ones into a bingo board.

Lots of bad weather in general. Also solar flares and floods, how bad? Fuck if I know you asked for predictions. Meili's probably going to step back into a position in his own cabinet once he's felt someone dare insult him for being a murderer fuckup. US politics will be a trainwreck per usual, election bullshit won't stop even into next year again.

Polish right wing starts to vocally call for 'stabilization interventions' in western Ukraine in thin pretext for a repeat of 1919-21, paramilitary factions like Lwów Battalion and Kresy Battalion begin to form

China acts as mediator for a ceasefire in Gaza, it looks to be successful until a USS Liberty-alike incident escalates the Hezbollah front

Trump has a major health scare but is miraculously fine within a month

Milei requests direct US military assistance against 'communist rebels' that don't exist

Trump confirms the existence of Israel's nukes by mocking their capability in his 'we have the best nukes' speech

Hillary divorces Bill over the Epstein revelations, and successfully primaries Biden before losing the federal election to Trump as the RODHAM/BLINKEN ticket because some of her faithless electors in states that Trump was barred from running in flip votes to him for the sake of the people's right to choose their fascist dictator

An F-35 experiences a mechanical failure and crashes over Yemen, US media goes crazy about the threat of China, Russian and Iran getting access to the wreckage

(Attempted) Chinese and/or Korean reunification: 7

Biden wins popular vote, loses electoral vote: 2

Liberals blame leftists for not voting hard enough: 1

Biden narrowly wins, little material difference from a Trump victory: 2

George Santos runs for office as a Democrat: 10

Human Pet Guy arrested for being a sex pest of some sort: 3

Red Scare Pod hosts become Posadists: 12

Colleges required to ban trans students from sports or lose federal funding under new supreme court title ix interpretation: 4

COVID surges in summer, pandemic will be ignored: 3

January 6 pt. II: 4

Biden attempts to talk to protesters and is shot: 20 Lauren Bobert joins mob, injured due to tazer misuse

Silksong doesn't come out: 1

Tom Scott ends hiatus after 3 months: 4

Natalie Wynn or Abigail Thorne get major role in Hollywod film: 5

Sam Altman forms tech-priests: 7

Elon Musk's daughter becomes a leftist podcast host: 8

Florida outlaws EVs (under 100,000): 6

USS Gerald R. Ford reruns to Israel, gets damaged due to technical error with Israeli artillery: 9

The situation in Palestine worsens as Israel takes more desperate measures to suppress decolonization, yet has marginal effect on militants: 1

ChatGPT gets progressively worse as model collapse kicks in: 3

Vegas Sphere gets hacked: 5

US Airlines grind to total halt due to bug, COBOL bergentruckung awakened from hibernation in New Jersey home: 2

I stop being paralyzed by anxiety and start transitioning: 1

I continue being a piece of garbage

Right wing government in portugal

US goes full on mask off, cast away what little trappings and illusions it had of its silly baby lib democracy pandering, and possibly seriously starts Balkanizing beyond that red-blue thing. Even the most ostrich head in sand former US-educated petite-bourgeois PMC historian would admit 'yep, 2024 is when it all went down for real'.