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[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 47 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Almost perfect cartoon, the redundant "Epstein Island" text ruins it

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 51 points 10 months ago

No I need more labels to understand what's going on.

[-] muirc@hexbear.net 39 points 10 months ago

Yeah, for Garrison this is positively Spartan.

[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Who is that mouse person? I can't tell without a label. Why would Ben do this to me?

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

I spent at least three minutes looking for the redundant text before I realized RNAi is referring to the speech bubble. Nyoro~n

[-] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

Yeah, if he's going to refer to "Epstein Island", he needs to label the island that too

[-] Parzivus@hexbear.net 43 points 10 months ago

This has gotta be one of his best. Not a very high bar but still

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 42 points 10 months ago

Glad Ben took some time off drawing beautiful Aryan-looking Trump cartoons and antivaxx propaganda to do one accurate cartoon.

Trump should've been on the island already though for more accuracy

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 35 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

i saw this and made a sound like a howler monkey.

ironically i think garrison made clinton's face less decrepit and fucked up than the genuine article. you know eli valley wouldn't have facetuned him like that.

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Amazing fortune that Garrison's objectively funniest comic is also not even wrong. Hell, this is funny to me in exactly the way he wanted it to be! Incredible

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Do you think Mr. Garrison neglected to give Willie a BIG DUMPER because he's worried about the LITIGIOUS WOKESCOLDS at Disney sueing him? Or has Ben Garrison taken the volcel oath and sworn off his horniness?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

Obviously this is a fake, the real Ben G would draw Mickey with a garbage tuck ass.

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

I like how Garrison just mashed together totally unrelated things just based on whatever is in the cultural zeitgeist atm. Steamboat Willie has nothing to do with Clinton or Epstein besides him being on a boat and Epstein's sex dungeon being on an island. It's just total stream of consciousness.

[-] oktherebuddy@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago

iirc Clinton's nickname was slick willie when he was in office

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

It's the classic conservative media guy trying to fit 6 grievances into their "satire" so it comes out the end so confused you're not even sure what they're mad about anymore.

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

steam of conscious

steam BOAT of conscious

[-] pudcollar@lemmy.ml 18 points 10 months ago

Wow, his nose really does look like the tip of a penis.

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

HOLD ON!

Look at the wheel, it's missing a radius,

Look at the O-float-thing, too small for a person to fit in

This was made by ChatGPT bullshit, I knew it had too few labels to be an original Ben Garrison

[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

What’s weird is the version on his website isn’t missing the wheel spoke, it just clips through his hand instead

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

patriots are in control

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If he wanted to be more accurate, he should use Pinnochio's last setting (Pleasure island) as a basis for Epstein's island...

I mean, the damn story has teenage minors, albeit males, converted into donkeys and sold....

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

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