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[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 66 points 2 years ago

I’m only here to complain about the shitty joints.

[-] Andonno@lemmy.world 52 points 2 years ago

Three groups of fanboys. The modelling fans are pissed off over the shitty kitbash.

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 14 points 2 years ago

Same, but I'm at my yearly health check-up.

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

Is that fucking thermal paste????

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

This bucket of thermal paste's never gonna get us past the blockade.

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 18 points 2 years ago

Brother if your thermal paste looks like clay you need to swap it out

[-] rubythulhu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 2 years ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

The door to my home office:

[-] ummthatguy@startrek.website 13 points 2 years ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

That's exactly why I bought it. I'm a huge MSTie.

I wish there were decent Tom and Crow (and even Gypsy/GPC) figures in the right proportions. The Funko ones suck. I wrote to Super 7 Toys to see if they were interested in producing a line and they said they'd look into it. Who knows?

[-] odium@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

That's Captain Raynolds Galactica!

[-] match@pawb.social 21 points 2 years ago

And this is my favorite ship on the Citadel

[-] Talaraine@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago

No one expects the Reaper Inquisition

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 years ago

Their chief weapon is fear. Fear and cannibalism.

[-] ExLisper@linux.community 24 points 2 years ago
[-] 768@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago

trade must flow

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago

In the 31st century: The Borg have taken over the galaxy, and have discovered wormhole technology that allows them to traverse universes.

A rogue Starfleet captain steals a museum piece and flees through a wormhole, only to encounter a smuggler and his hairy companion. They manage to cripple the Cube that opened the wormhole, but at a cost.

Their ships crippled, they must learn to work together to warn the New Republic of the Borg threat.

The title: Trek Wars.

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 18 points 2 years ago

Just install a big heavy iris door over the other end of the wormhole so that they cant rematerialize in your universe, invasion solved.

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[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 years ago

The Borg would be fucked though. Especially once they assimilate the B1 battle droids.

"Uhh wait. Uhh, resistance is futile. Roger Roger."

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

How does Godzilla fit into this?

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

If the Enterprise saucer is still its original size then there might be room for him in the Millennium Falcon's cockpit.

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[-] spizzat2@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago

The 3rd party N64 controller that your friend has to use.

[-] jaschen@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 2 years ago

Wait, is this the ship from Firefly?

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I think it's the one from Battlespace Galactitoads.

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[-] Harpsist@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

I believe that is "The O'Neal" actually.

[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago
[-] Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Now watch it transform into a Decepticon.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Sorry, it only transforms into a GoBot.

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[-] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Star Wreck: Deep Space Nein.

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 9 points 2 years ago

What's so controversial about Gandalf's horse Shadowfax? Did he not in fact show us the meaning of haste?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Excuse me, but I think you'll find that Gandalf's horse was named Artax and he died by sinking in the fire swamp.

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 11 points 2 years ago

Right, of course! It's been too long since I last read the A Song of Ice and Fire series!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I just wish George R. R. Lucas would finish writing Prince Caspian already.

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 9 points 2 years ago

In his defense, he was pretty distraught when Dungeons & Dragons all but scuppered their succesful adaptation of his life's work in favor of their autobiographical movie..

[-] Donebrach@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Jokes on you, I love Farscape.

[-] 768@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

Enterprise Falcon: USS Millenium

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

It would be better if they attached that to some warp nacelles

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago

Cut down the Kessel run to 11 parsecs

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Can you travel at warp and hyperspeed at the same time?

[-] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Yeah they did it in the famous space documentary "Space Balls". It's called "Ludicrous".

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

It's a dangerous maneuver that is liable to send your ship into plaid

[-] HessiaNerd@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Nah, they need a ram scoop

[-] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago

Geordi LaForge looking at the engines with disgust on his face. Bitch you live like this?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Scotty: Aye, it'll take five hours, but I'll make it fly in three.

[-] menemen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I like this.

[-] andthenthreemore@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

So say we all.

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