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[-] davel@hexbear.net 65 points 9 months ago

Her contributions have always been insightful and engaging

citations-needed

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 68 points 9 months ago

Oh no, we lost the mod of and frequent poster to the worst comm. I'm devastated.

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago
[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 51 points 9 months ago

The comedy potential for posting fake news is great, the content actually on that comm is impressively unfunny.

[-] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 61 points 9 months ago

[Celebrity] FOUND DEAD!

[Celebrity] FOUND DEAD!

[Celebrity] FOUND DEAD!

[Celebrity] FOUND DEAD!

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[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It was generated by Chat GPT shrug-outta-hecks

[-] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 54 points 9 months ago
[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 47 points 9 months ago

I'll make a change dot org petition to keep them banned and we'll see who wins

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

I have 4 votes already I'll crush you.

[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

All the way up to 7 now! That's like 90% of the actual leftists on this website.

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[-] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 44 points 9 months ago

so this is how I find out that the worst member on this site has been banned

neat

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 42 points 9 months ago
[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

I still somehow have not been banned, honestly it's a miracle.

I think I got banned on the lifeboat discord within 24 hours lol.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 42 points 9 months ago

If we get just 10k names, Obama HAS to respond.

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

9,997 to go.

[-] robinn_IV@hexbear.net 39 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

We will do no such thing

Edit: With regards to the “no clear justification” stuff, the irony poisoning can be pointed to in a million different examples but the reason for this was that Melina posted outside the Fake News comm that fae had been visited by the feds and questioned about Hexbear (comedy?).

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

You sound like a reddit mod ngl.

[-] robinn_IV@hexbear.net 42 points 9 months ago

I’m the mod of r/neoliberalism

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago
[-] Dickey_Butts@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Did they get got for the Parenti bit? That would be hilarious if so.

edit: NVM lmao even more obviosly wrecker behavior

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 43 points 9 months ago

They got got for the the "feds showed up at my door asking about hexbear" bit, which, fair play mods

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

Fairly sure it was the post about feds coming to their house for Hexbear activities.

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 38 points 9 months ago

They definetly deserve at least a temp ban for that post. If they made it in /c/fakenews it would be fine but the feds absolutely have showed up at leftist's houses for online activity so joking like that in a main comm is wildly tone deaf.

[-] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Jokes are:

  1. Funny
  2. Recognizable as jokes to at least one other person
[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

Which was funny and if you took it seriously, you take yourself and this web zone too seriously. The FBI is busy doing entrapment and trying to get Dale Cooper out of the black lodge.

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

No, everything has to be serious at all times and we cannot find any humor in the absurdity of hell world. The last time I smiled was on August 19th, 1991. I wear a dirty ushanka at all times, do not shave, and only take cold sponge baths because hot running water is bourgeoisie decadence. Every day at exactly noon I have the same meal of an expired Maoist MRE I store in a pit covered in old issues of a revolutionary newspaper. I sleep in a bed made of flags from every failed revolution so that they are never forgotten. In the evenings I stare at a picture of vodka by candlelight, but I do not allow myself to drink because there is nothing to celebrate. Every local org has banned me after I attempted to split it by assassinating the leadership. There is no plumbing in my house I shit in a brass bucket with a picture of Gonzalo and Deng french kissing in the bottom of it. My house is actually an overturned T34 in an abandoned junkyard in Wisconsin. I have a single friend in this world and it is a tapeworm named Bordiga that I met after ingesting spoiled borscht on 9/11 in the ruins of building 7 (I blew it up after finding that a nominally leftist NGO inside of it wasn’t sufficiently anti-imperialist, the attacks on the world trade center were a perfect revolutionary moment for me to enact direct praxis against liberalism). My source of income is various MLM schemes in the former soviet bloc that have been running for so long no one remembers who I am, they just keep sending money. I have not paid taxes since McGovern lost the Democratic nomination for president and my faith in electoralism died more brutally than my childhood dog after it got into an entire jar of tylenol. I own 29 fully automatic rusted kalashnikovs and three crates of ammunition entirely incompatible with them or any other firearms I own. My double PHD in marxist economics and 18th century Swiss philosophy (required to understand Engels) sits over the fireplace of my home, my fireplace is a salvaged drum from a 1950s washing machine that was recalled for locking children inside of it. I chose that washing machine model on purpose because I am anti-natalist. During the latest BLM protests I firebombed a Nikes outlet in the middle of a peaceful candlelit vigil. William F Buckley and I wrote hatemail to one another for 47 years until my final letter gave him an aneurysm. The only water I drink is from puddles. George Lucas and I dropped acid together during an MKULTRA southern baptist summer camp and he went on to write the movie Willow about our time together. The best way to test whether an electrical wire is live is to drool on it and shrimp salad is racist. You can make an IED out of potassium and the instructions are online thanks to Timothy McVey, who was actually a committed antifascist communist slandered by the deep state as part of operation condor. Every time a liberal files a restraining order against me, I carve a mark into the wall. I am running out of walls. When Amerika finally collapses I will be ready to lead the revolution. I am very smart and people like being around me.

[-] Dickey_Butts@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago

You can joke about stuff without being a shitty litte reactionary. I'm surprised you didn't know that but yeah.

[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago

Melina should have tried that.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

The anti union shit was bad and unfunny but the rest still made me laugh edgeworth-shrug

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[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

Pro tip to keep the feds from coming to your door: some things ehich are illegal-to-say about politicians in your own country are completely legal to say about politicians in other countries

I can't say what I want about biden-fall but I can talk about how tory deserves to have his head caved in with a brick all day and the feds can't do shit

Disclaimer: I am not a lawyer, nor have I looked any of this up, all vibes

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

Ngl, that post was probably the first time I laughed at one of their posts.

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[-] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago
[-] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago

The bit will be complete when the mods predictably do nothing about it, giving us yet another example of how petitioning and electoral politics do nothing.

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago
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[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago

Ive had her blocked and the fakenews comm blocked for months.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

Unban Melina from Mortal Kombat

[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 9 months ago

I take it the ban means the fed stuff was also fake news?

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

Should just assume all Melina posts are fake news until proven otherwise.

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

Next step? A strongly worded letter to the hexbear mods. I bet that will change their mindsfootball-lucy football-charlie-brown

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Sign this Petition -> Sorry I'm not giving you no got dang $11 -> Go to Petition Page to sign -> repeat

No wonder nothing ever gets done in Joe Brandon's America

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[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago

I would but like Bender I'm a non voting felon

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

This is funnier than anything they ever did.

[-] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Keeping their spirit alive by making an absolutely terrible bit.

[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

Please sign my change.org petition to get Tucker Carlson unfired from Fox

[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

A whole 10 signatures! Admins have to do something now.

[-] SovietWaveGoddess@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

free the melina

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