They're trying to put hardworking fanartists out of business by making their cartoon animals horny themselves
Pokémon had Gardevoir
This is Vaporeon erasure.
The internet when a vaguely girl-shaped Pokemon exists:
UOOORGH I WANNA FUCK IT
i dont even understand the vaporeon thing, it literally is not even vaguely girl-shaped. it is a fish fox.
Because:
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
THIS IS THE HEXBEAR VPD PUT DOWN YOUR KEYBOARD OR WE OPEN FIRE
Why did I make myself read that again?
Lmao I can’t believe this hasn’t been removed yet
SIMON WHYYYY
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
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What if we had pokemon but with gun and lots of sex?
Gardevoir isn't even the horny one, Salazzle is
lmao this thing is just Salazzle but slightly more explicit about it
Gardevoir has a pretty design though, regardless of horny stuff, this thing is kinda ugly.
Ugly people also deserve to be horny
I was already sure this game was going to be complete garbage but now I'm even more sure. "Pokemon but cringe" was never going to be good
It’s pokemon but with the quiet part loud.
The "Lena Hyena" pokémon
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