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Single, you say? (hexbear.net)

Wish me luck boys gonna shoot my shot

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

Look at this smug bastard, he knows the ladies want him.

[-] LGOrcStreetSamurai@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

"I WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE 🎺🎢🎡🎷🎹🎢🎡"

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

it is 2003 and i am in a disgusting dorm room

[-] LGOrcStreetSamurai@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

It's 2005, I'm at my older cousin's house. He's smoking weed with girls he invited over. He set his Dreamcast for me to play MvC2 telling me not to snitch. Life is good.

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

I love that soundtrack so much.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Pretty sure SG is beyond gender, and I've read a number of conservative tweets that lead me to believe that nonbinary people shatter reality with this transecendence and cause the material fabric of the universe itself to bleed at the edges wherever they navigate (there is no word that accurately describes how they interact with 4d spacetime) I'm not going to assume SG's pronouns

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Hey, the power to destroy galaxies and warp reality on a cosmic scale is sexy. Too bad he's not great at fist fights.

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

14 eyes + 14 tentacles = ❀️ πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

he just like me fr

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

Better get some more angles my friend

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

I went to the angles store but they only had Euclidean now what

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