When your trousers rip during a work day but you have to keep going.
This happened to me when I was a beekeeper. Do not recommend 0/5
Don't worry, after this scan, we'll be able to see what's wrong with your bones.
Huh, looks like they were burned in a really hot fire. Case closed!
This is the most severe case of bone-ash-itis I’ve ever seen.
Oof ouch owie
My bones
Dammit. Beat me to it
Medieval
Raging
Inferno
Sauce? I want to know the back story here.
An alternate universe where a zombie rose from the grave after 3 days and the sensible thing was done to the body.
Noooo! If Return of the Living Dead taught us anything, it's that you don't burn the bodies!
The title Google gives me is: Martyrium des hl. Veit (Vorderseite); Christus vor Kaiphas (Rückseite)
Martyrium des hl. Veit
translates to “Martyrdom of Saint Vitus”, who seems to have found his demise in a kettle: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Martyrdom_of_Saint_Vitus – not in an oven.
Translated from one of the sites Wikipedia links(the one with the bad SSL)
From godly episodes from the lives of saints to crucifixions and martyrs: visual representations opened up imaginary spaces into which the believers of the Middle Ages could empathize. Soul salvation and soul distress were thus internalized and integrated into one's own existence. St. Vitus, as a role model for Christian piety, renounces the worldly seduction of music-making virgins. According to the legend, Veit finally found his martyrdom in a cauldron with boiling oil - or in some cases in an oven, as staged here by the “Master of the Vitus Legend”.
So he was deep fried in an oven or a cauldron/kettle
Damn. Give me music making virgins any day.
Got an MRI on tuesday. I was already nervous about it 😆
as long as you dont have any metals or buttplugs in you there is absolutely nothing that can go wrong with the test itself
hoping you get positive results my friend
Positive?! 🤣
positive as in good results lol
"Positive" for who? The parasites, cancer cell civilisation, the organ donation industry?..
And remember: even a plastic butt plug can have a metal core.
Just remember to look out for fire and good luck!
I hear they let you do it if you are famous.
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