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[-] snek@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

When your trousers rip during a work day but you have to keep going.

[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

This happened to me when I was a beekeeper. Do not recommend 0/5

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 26 points 10 months ago

Don't worry, after this scan, we'll be able to see what's wrong with your bones.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago

Huh, looks like they were burned in a really hot fire. Case closed!

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

This is the most severe case of bone-ash-itis I’ve ever seen.

[-] not_again@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Dammit. Beat me to it

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 15 points 10 months ago

Medieval
Raging
Inferno

[-] sxan@midwest.social 13 points 10 months ago

Sauce? I want to know the back story here.

[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

An alternate universe where a zombie rose from the grave after 3 days and the sensible thing was done to the body.

[-] sxan@midwest.social 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Noooo! If Return of the Living Dead taught us anything, it's that you don't burn the bodies!

[-] einlander@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

The title Google gives me is: Martyrium des hl. Veit (Vorderseite); Christus vor Kaiphas (Rückseite)

[-] bleistift2@feddit.de 7 points 10 months ago

Martyrium des hl. Veit

translates to “Martyrdom of Saint Vitus”, who seems to have found his demise in a kettle: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Martyrdom_of_Saint_Vitus – not in an oven.

[-] einlander@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You'll want this one

Translated from one of the sites Wikipedia links(the one with the bad SSL)

From godly episodes from the lives of saints to crucifixions and martyrs: visual representations opened up imaginary spaces into which the believers of the Middle Ages could empathize. Soul salvation and soul distress were thus internalized and integrated into one's own existence. St. Vitus, as a role model for Christian piety, renounces the worldly seduction of music-making virgins. According to the legend, Veit finally found his martyrdom in a cauldron with boiling oil - or in some cases in an oven, as staged here by the “Master of the Vitus Legend”.

So he was deep fried in an oven or a cauldron/kettle

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago

Damn. Give me music making virgins any day.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Got an MRI on tuesday. I was already nervous about it 😆

[-] cactusupyourbutt@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

as long as you dont have any metals or buttplugs in you there is absolutely nothing that can go wrong with the test itself

hoping you get positive results my friend

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago
[-] cactusupyourbutt@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

positive as in good results lol

[-] groupofcrows@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

"Positive" for who? The parasites, cancer cell civilisation, the organ donation industry?..

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 6 points 10 months ago

And remember: even a plastic butt plug can have a metal core.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Just remember to look out for fire and good luck!

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago

I hear they let you do it if you are famous.

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