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[-] lawrence@lemmy.world 159 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The correct way is to lie on your side, facing left. Because prevents gastric acid in esophagus.

edit for clarification: This method is efficient primarily when the lower esophageal sphincter (I had to Google the correct name) is not functioning as intended.

[-] PrefersAwkward@lemmy.world 130 points 1 year ago

When will these bugs be fixed? I prefer to face to the right and would also like to be able to sleep on my stomach

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 93 points 1 year ago

The GitHub human branch maintainer peaced out forever ago, all attempts to establish communications aren't going so well and the issue tracker is piling up...so probably never

[-] metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub 47 points 1 year ago

I mean if it's abandonware it's ethical to reverse engineer and open source the reverse engineered platform, maybe even fork it and provide some sort of extensible framework for various plugins, or convert the kernel to a new architecture or even virtualize it. Hopefully we can also work out the bugs and the more glaring issues soon (looking at you, upright vertebrae).

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

We're working on it, but the mf was on something, have you seen the digestive system class? Or the central nervous system class?

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[-] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 year ago

Some people have mirrored internal organs, so this advice may be the ophosite for you. But also, if it ain't broke don't fix it, sleep however's comfiest for you and lets you get the best sleep you can

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[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

False. The correct way to sleep is on a 7-11 sausage roller set to high speed.

  • The heat lamp creates warmth which you normally substitute with a dangerous choking blanket
  • the high-speed spinning flings off your sweat to keep you cool using Bernoulli's Principle instead of energy-hungry and dangerous fans or AC units
  • the constant flow of vomit and other effluvia helps you maintain a healthy figure instead of ridiculously augmenting your life with the high-risk activity of "exercise."
[-] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

The throat anus, for those not used to the medical terminology.

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[-] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

I'm curious how accurate this is considering there's rarely ever air in your stomach so what is the point when it's effectively vacuum sealed.

[-] mihnt@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

As a side sleeper with GERD. It's accurate as fuck. Before I found a medication that worked properly, I always slept on my left side.

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[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

You sleep on your left side to avoid gastric acid in the esophagus.

I sleep on my left side because sleeping on the right side angers up my sciatica.

We are not the same.

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[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 121 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] Zenjal@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

Floating in the diaper tank

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 99 points 1 year ago

Sleeping on matter is detrimental to your health. To avoid back problems, learn how to sleep while levitating 3 feet off the floor.

[-] Ross_audio@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

I genuinely sleep in a hammock and have done now for years.

It's not levitation but it is great.

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[-] Baizey@feddit.dk 18 points 1 year ago

Sorry, but sleeping in levitation has been found to be detrimental to your health, you need to sleep in a 0g environment

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[-] painfulasterisk@lemmy.world 92 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don't sleep, it's bad for you . Just keep working.

-*CEOs

*Typo fixed.

[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago

CEOs*

No apostrophe in a non-possessive plural noun

[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Go ahead and cc everybody on this one, it's needed.

[-] HRDS_654@lemmy.world 73 points 1 year ago

Bold of you to assume I can control how my body moves while I'm asleep.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 68 points 1 year ago

You need to be slowly turned on a rotisserie.

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[-] cley_faye@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago

Living is a disease at this point.

[-] Stegget@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago
[-] Steak@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 year ago
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[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago

I sleep suspended in a vat of gel medium.

[-] drathvedro@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

NOT RECOMMENDED

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[-] callyral@pawb.social 48 points 1 year ago

i go to bed laying on my side, turn to slep on my stomach, then on my back, and once i'm actually asleep i look like this:

animated gif of a tesseract

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago

You know what's fun? The post-surgery "you always sleep on this side? Learn to sleep on the other one because you're going to be this way for weeks, motherfucker" sleeping position.

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[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago
[-] AlijahTheMediocre@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

A guy died in a cave from being stuck in this position.

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago
[-] Axiochus@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

That's one way of putty it.

[-] Ebber@lemmings.world 22 points 1 year ago

The ball flattener 3000!

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[-] rustydomino@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

Sleeping on my back is soooo relaxing... when I can fall asleep. For some reason I have the hardest time falling asleep on my back, but when it does happen it's bliss.

[-] poppy@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago

I literally can’t fall asleep on my back lol. I can lay there for an hour and then the minute I roll over on my side or stomach I’ll fall asleep.

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[-] Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

I just keep rolling untill I fall asleep. Trying to sleep in a specific position is near impossible. Even the best one gets uncomfortable pretty quick. Only thing I try to avoid is sleeping on my right side as it seems to be the cause for my rhomboid pain

[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

What’s the furthest you’ve made it?

Don’t you worry about traffic?

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[-] Resol@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Just don't sleep and you won't have that problem.

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[-] fitjazz@lemmyf.uk 20 points 1 year ago

If I sleep on my stomach I can't move my neck the next day, right side my right hand goes painfully numb, left side my left hand goes painfully numb, back both hands go numb. There is literally no position I can sleep in that I don't wake up after a couple of hours and have to shift to a different position.

[-] stephen01king@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 year ago

You know the solution, you just have to sleep while spinning in place.

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[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

I sleep best when I have a girl sleeping on me, I since bought a weighted blanket but it's not the same

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[-] TheEhHole@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Optimal sleeping position depends on where the dog is in the bed.

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[-] THEDAEMON@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago

Sleep walking is where it's at.

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[-] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

I sleep as if demons are attacking me. Every night I wake up with atleast 2 corners of my fitted sheet hugging me

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