This nonsense again? John Hislop runs a gambling blog for money, and published this googlebait years ago to get sweet SEO candy. Clearly it's still working.
I don’t know, I’ve been reading his blog about 20+ years, and the bait haven’t worked on me
Paging @wit2437
We'll need a repost detecting bot
I love gambling
Doggy dog world
It's a dog eat dog world. Bone apple tit!
It's bon appétit. They're a diamond dozen!
It's "a dime a dozen". As they say, knowledge is power, France is bacon.
It's Francis Bacon, the author that said "Knowledge is power". Come on now, this is easy enough to look up...it's not rocket appliances.
It's rocket science. But we'll cross that bridge when we cum on it.
The expression you're looking for is "we'll cross that bridge when we come to it" Not that it matters, it's all water under the fridge anyway, mostly a moo point.
Come on, man, it's "water under the bridge". I want to contribute but it felt like we were drifting into malaphors there for a second, so I'm gonna play it by year and just see what comes next.
Not to be rude, but it's actually "play it by ear". I'm trying to come up with something witty to say, but I'm dropping a blank.
I don't want to beat under the bush so I'm just going to say it. You should have said "drawing a blank ".
Hey man just want to correct you so you don't embarrass yourself, it's beat around the bush. Good thing I nipped that in the butt.
It's nip it in bud - which is not the nipple of a human, but the bud of a rose. Sorry for being so pedophile.
A pedophile is a kiddie diddler; you're thinking of "pedantic." But, that's just my two scents on the matter.
It's actually "my two cents." No offense, after all, every buddy makes missed takes.
Yo my man it's actually "my two cents" but don't worry keep on (to the) rock king!
I'm sorry to correct you, but it's actually nipped in the bud. I'd hate for you to use that in public and get egg on your plate.
You mean “drawing a blank.” It’s like you can lead a whore to water but you can’t make a drink.
Also it's actually not that hard to quit smoking. I've quit smoking four times.
Hey I can quit when I want to.
When I want to. Not when you or the doctor, or everyone else in my life, wants me to...
Don't let anyone tell you how to take... Erm, how to live your life!
On a serious note, there is a type of natural Antidepressant in cigarette smoke (MAOIs) which you come off of like 2 weeks delayed because it has a type of reservoir in the body. So once you quit you can get like delayed withdrawal symptoms.
Good bait
This is me with Coke Zero
My favourite tweet possibly ever
ive seen the first but never the second
This is so absurd. It sounds like it comes from one of those AI presidents-playing-minecraft videos on youtube.
I still can't believe twitter made Donald Trump a Potus. It has to be one of the wildest stories in our country's history.
This is me with vodka
And me, switching from stinky cigarettes to candy flavored vape. I thought a month or two max. It’s been three. Time to fix that. Look out world (fr). Maybe since it’s warmer, my bike is fixed and I’ve almost gotten the interior of my home back in order, it won’t be so difficult when I replace those nicotine hits with dopamine hits? 😬 🙏🏽
I quit smoking by switching to candy flavored vape. Then I quit vaping and it was easier than quitting smoking.
Yep. This week will be particularly busy/trying, and I expect my current vape to run out Tuesday. Please send good vibes, that I don’t give in to temptations, bite off anyone’s head, or grind my teeth to dust. Tyia.
I was too, until they changed the formula a year and a half/2 years ago? Started tasting more like Pepsi to me, not a fan. I can do Cherry Coke Zero on occasion, or if I've got a craving I'll do regular Zero with a squirt of orange Miso.
That joke is stolen from Richard Pryor. "I've been doing coke for 15 years and I'm still not addicted." Or something like that.
It's probably a joke as old as the word addiction itself
Older actually. The gentleman who came up with the word addiction was quoted as saying “I’ve been coming up with words for fifteen years and I’m still not…I’ll get back to you.”
Lol’d. It happens!
Btw, did you mean dog-eat-dog?
Bone apple tea!
It's a doggy god world out there
If only we had a doggy god, we'd have all the best sticks and not a care in the world.
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