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[-] Mwallerby@startrek.website 89 points 11 months ago

This does not spark joy

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 39 points 11 months ago

I wish it was that easy to make croissants

[-] ipha@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago

Are you sure you're making them correctly? Do you include the grub or are you trying to make some weird vegetarian version?

[-] voodooattack@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

Is this… a bug report?

[-] Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 24 points 11 months ago

Bullshit. The croissants are not fried, but baked in the oven.

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 11 months ago

American here who hadn’t realized just how much I could rhetorically love having a honey-glazed deep-fried croissant bucket in my life

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Americans would cram pulled pork into that thing and wonder why they are having a heart attack.

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

It has coleslaw so it's healthy! Full disclosure, I really, really want to eat one of these rn, hold the bug though

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[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

To believe that a snack as low cholestorol as that would give us a heart attack. Such a sweetly intoxicating innocent.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 23 points 11 months ago

Knowing what else the French like to eat, this could in fact be real

[-] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago

Hey, a few snails are nothing compared to the disgusting shit the Chinese eat. And I’m not saying that to be racist. It’s purely a dietary horror I have for their revolting and cruel habits.

[-] alehc@slrpnk.net 2 points 11 months ago
[-] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Chickens feet?

Priapulida?

The random animals they either catch from wild or raise in horrific conditions to sell to eat because ‘some bogus reason to do with ‘traditional Chinese medicine’ or male erection insecurity’.

I mean how about the ‘wet market’ where C19 apparently sprung from; bats, pangolins, god only knows what else.

As I said, I am not racist in the least, but I will admit to being somewhat disgusted by many aspects of their culture. As others have discussed elsewhere, the Cultural Revolution destroyed the previous Chinese cultural norms and created a somewhat blank slate that did not include politeness etc. This seems to be by design.

To be fair, I’m also disgusted by many aspects of ‘Western’ culture, including regional variations and various hypocrisies. Again, nothing to do with race.

In fact, lots of human behaviour disgusts me. Hey, when was that asteroid due again?!?

[-] Denvil@lemmy.one 2 points 11 months ago

The century egg comes to mind

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago
[-] anarchyrabbit@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I did not need to see this!

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

And when you cut it, you find out it was cake all along.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Meh, I'd still eat it... A really good croissant would be worth it

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 11 points 11 months ago

Protein is healthy for you.:-)

[-] RageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago
[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

Someone please tell me that maggot doesn't really exist.

[-] PixellatedDave@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

That maggot doesn't really exist....any more

[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago
[-] PixellatedDave@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Well think of it this way, do you live in or near Australia?

[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Close; Austria.

[-] Jeom@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago
[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago
[-] 15liam20@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

"The beetle builds a pupal chamber out of its own feces."

[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Well at least we have that in common.

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[-] Pyroglyph@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Pretty sure that's a witchetty grub? I'm not Aussie so I can't say for sure.

[-] PixellatedDave@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Yeah does look like it also not Aussie

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Welp, that settles it, I'm making croissants this week

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

they call it land shrimp

[-] objectionist@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

motherfucker just ruined my favorite pastry

[-] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Fuck, he just ruined my favorite bug!

[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 7 points 11 months ago
[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Croissants are that good I dont think Id care.

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Aha, I'm not the only one who thought they look like bugs.

Still good eating.

[-] innermeerkat@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

On a fait des croisades pour moins que ça

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[-] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

En tant que rançais, je valide que c'est véridique.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 11 months ago

This is a bug planet.

[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I wonder if you can substitute the milk/cream for this instincts. I heard they are suppose to be creamy.

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