Woah, sky vagina

Astronomer here. Moons only do this when they're EXTREMELY distressed!

The moon was always like that. The earth is round and space exists. I LOVE NASA I LOVE NASA

love me a weird moon

Did you kill Rom, the Vacuous Spider?

someone call the earth writer

this is the plot of Moonfall (2022)

moon's ~~haunted~~ sus

Skybox broke

Do you think they’ll touch down this time?

That's probably fine

Oh that's not the moon, that's Yonus, The Infinite Architect. Easy mistake to make.

Check your watch. If it isn't matched to other clocks, the difference is how long it took then to do the anal probe. Make sure to document this so you don't get overcharged on your insurance deductable or copay.

I told you to not touch anything