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I am from 5 years in the future AMA
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Has farting been made illegal?
did i finally get around to going to the gym, losing 20 pounds, reading that big list of commie books i've been meaning to read, getting a 5'7" chubby weeb gf who i live with in our small apartment that's kind of shitty and over priced but is still cozy, unionizing my work place, and finding a small amount of stable material comfort in this increasingly shitty and precarious world?
Yes, and you get a sweet bike too
we talking a motorcycle or a bicycle? both are great but i want to know which one (i always wanted a cargo trike)
You get a sweet bmx and you take up off roading
HE'LL YEAH MFER
How are Owls doing in the future?
They are the new Overlords of Earth
Am I still alive?
Is my friend talking to me again? Are we rawdogging?
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It's actually 2024
Fully automated gay sex?
yes
Awesome! Thanks for giving me some hope. I was becoming a whole new level of cynical after being told off that empathy for others outside of anglosphere is parental chauvanism.
Did they finish remaking final fantasy 7 yet?
They ran out of money to finish it after Square lost it allon NFTs
did titanfall 3 and silksong come out
Titanfall 3 came out but is largely made from AI assets. Gamers call it the best indie game they've seen in years.
Silksong is released but is full of bugs
Do I have a girlfriend
Yes, the girl reading this
do we finally manage to get rid of all the lead pipes in water treatment and distribution
Yes but they were relaced with bread pipes
Sup?
How are the cricket farms doing?
They've been cobverted into bean farms
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