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Why were troops in Jordan, Ben? Aquaman?!?!

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[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 41 points 10 months ago

I also risked it all when I approached that cute goth girl on emo night at the club

[-] Melina@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

I did that before a few years ago and I asked them if they wanted to dance and she said no

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

They’re not going to fuck you, Barack. Move on

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 32 points 9 months ago
[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 9 months ago

Anotha one

Anotha one

Anotha one

[-] buh@hexbear.net 32 points 9 months ago

They know what they signed up for tromp

[-] Melina@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago

Standing around watching tiktoks is far from risking it all you stupid old fuck

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

I simply didn't go to Jordan and I can't help but notice that I'm still alive, funny how that works.

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

They were protecting Americaliberalism

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

Leaning into this genocide so fucking hard DIE YOU FUCKING BASTARD

[-] oktherebuddy@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

im hanging out at my base in a country I can't even point out on a map watching the return of my buddy's killer drone flight, and I've never been more sure I'm not about to be blown to complete smithereens

[-] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

Iran-backed forces innovating on America's hospital double tap 🤞

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

Yemen has the chance to do something unbelievably funny

[-] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

gotta risk it for the biscuit jack

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

Biden would totally declare war on Atlantis if given the chance

[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 9 months ago

I took a shit earlier. Really risked it all.

[-] halykthered@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

In their defense, Aqaba is nice in the spring.

this post was submitted on 02 Feb 2024
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