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[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 49 points 1 year ago
[-] Hegar@kbin.social 31 points 1 year ago

Depending on which of the 4 colors bite you, you either become an L, a G, a B or a T.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

L, a G, a B or a T.

LAGABORAT: Let's All Glare At Borat

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago

Liquid Assisted Gastric Ant Bioweapon: Orientation Reconfigurating Assault Transmitter

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

BRB, pitching this as a horror movie to the studio that made The Sound of Freedom.

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago

Great success! High five!

[-] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] doofer_name@feddit.de 25 points 1 year ago

Yeah we thought we could go through with this unnoticed, but the christians are just a little too clever.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

but the christians are just a little too clever.

There's a phrase I've never heard before.

[-] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Well this was foretold in the book of revelations.

"And ye will cower and fear, the insect small. Ants, with their gay, will swarm and convert the unwilling into a life of sin.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago

Yass Queen!

[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Something something... Flaming Ants?

Also:

What is this, a Gay Agenda for ants?

That's all I got.

[-] graycube@kbin.social 22 points 1 year ago

What do you think we are spraying when we spray for mosquitos? Of course it is to help the little flying pests turn Christians gay. Really. Have you ever seen the mosquito population actually go down? Do you really know what is in that spray? You just assumed, and now you too are gay.

Holy shit I am gay! This is really happening.

[-] FullOfBallooons@leminal.space 15 points 1 year ago

What if I'm already gay, can the ants pick up on this and leave me alone?

[-] FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 year ago

They'll make you somehow even gayer.

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago

Not just gay, SUPERGAY™.

[-] FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

And it's like, how much more gay can I be?

And the answer is, none. None more gay.

[-] FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

The ants might try to date you

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago

TIL: Homosexuality was a religion?

Or is Christianity a sexual orientation?

[-] amminadabz@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Family_International#Loving_Jesus

"Loving Jesus" is a term TFI members use to describe their intimate, sexual relationship with Jesus. TFI describes its "Loving Jesus" teaching as a radical form of bridal theology. They believe the church of followers is Christ's bride, called to love and serve him with wifely fervor; however, this bridal theology is taken further, encouraging members to imagine Jesus is joining them during sexual intercourse and masturbation. Male members are cautioned to visualize themselves as women, in order to avoid a homosexual relationship with Jesus.

[-] squiblet@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Wow, I feel really sorry for anyone growing up with these people.

Male members are cautioned to visualize themselves as women, in order to avoid a homosexual relationship with Jesus.

That's cool I guess. Jesus would be open to men though, apparently, so Jesus is bi? Pansexual?

[-] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago
[-] Slatlun@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

If that's true why aren't the sugar water pools in rainbow order. Folks, let's not get tricked by fake news. The real threat is rainbows and, of course, double rainbows.

[-] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Finally some good fucking news ;P

Ooooh so THAT’S the homosexual agenda. Good to know!

[-] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

They're pretty ♥️💙💚💛💜

[-] toxicbubble420@beehaw.org 6 points 1 year ago

thanks Obama

[-] force@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

okay there's NO WAY the person who wrote this ISN'T a closet homosexual who's trying to cope

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

It’s that god damned Joe Biden

[-] squiblet@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

I’m not sure whether you considered “omg yall dawg omg yall jor Biden”

[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

Those are honeypot ants.

[-] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

No, I'm allergic!

Not to the gay, to the ants.

[-] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

God I wish.

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