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[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 59 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

liberty-weeping "But who will put a boot in ther asses now?!"

PS Holy shit I kinda forgot how wild the W. Bush era was. How is that song/music video not a parody? stalin-stressed

[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 45 points 10 months ago

Military-Industrial Country.

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

Now I’m trying to imagine what a mashup of country music and Laibach would sound like.

[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

Putting telecaster riffs into KMFDM songs

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[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago

you really can't parody america

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

i wonder how many people didn't get the joke part of that southpark puppet movie

[-] Cummunism@hexbear.net 58 points 10 months ago

he was a democrat, then in 2008(probably because of Obama for one reason) he left because they let all the "kooks" in.

Rest in piss, fascist.

[-] poppy_apocalypse@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago

Wait, so he was a Democrat when he did the boot in your ass song? I can't believe for a minute there I thought libs were anti war. Fool me once...

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago

After 9-11 99.8% of the population was pro war.

You were truly alone in the wilderness if you weren't cheering for blood.

[-] whatup@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

Imagine leaving the Democratic Party cos it’s not racist enough lol. Like, Oh no the drone bomber in chief is too tan, woe is me, it’s highly improper for him to be the same complexion as the people he’s exploding!

[-] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 57 points 10 months ago

I am hearing that on his deathbed Toby Keith received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

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[-] axont@hexbear.net 51 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Fuck this guy. Rest in piss. Everyone at work today is crying and playing his music and I wanna throw up.

Half of his songs are about how American genocide is good. The other half are about being an alcoholic. He spent his life catering and pandering to the American police state and endorsing any/all acts of American military genocide. I hope he's in hell.

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

The other half are about being an alcoholic.

Yet everyone here loves Robery Kurvits who made a whole game about being an alcoholic

dubois-finger-guns

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[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago

life put a boot in his ass

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[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 48 points 10 months ago

he was a patriotic pro-military centrist chud who played at Trump's inauguration

so about as racist as the average lib which is to say, very racist

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

I don't remember if he was explicitly racist but he definitely stoked shit with his post-911 songs.

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

You can say that about all pop country artists and have a pretty good chance at being right

[-] Deadend@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

No. He did suck, however.

The overtly racist one is Jason Aldean.

[-] axont@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

His most popular songs are all about American soldiers killing Muslims. He was a massive racist.

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[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago

Taken too late

[-] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago

He died after the COVID vaccine came out. Coincidence?

smuglord

[-] LGOrcStreetSamurai@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

He has done irreversible and irreparable damage to country music. Dude wrote the damn OST to the war on terror.

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[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

Lol bruh he's 62? He looked 62 years ago

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[-] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

DID THEY GET THE SEMEN IN TIME???????

[-] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

Reports on the ground suggest that upon passing he came super hard

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[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

Stomach cancer. Fuck i bet that hurt.

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

I wonder if it was from drinking or if he was one of those guys to chew tobacco and just swallow his spit

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

Toby Keith's restaurant chain is being renamed in light of his death

Instead of being Toby Keith's I Love This Bar and Grill, they will now be known as Toby Keith's Ladder to Heaven (9/11, 9/11)

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

Fuck I'm glad I don't work somewhere that plays country music anymore, I can't stand pop country it's like driving nails into my ears

[-] motherofmonsters@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

they are big boys who like cosplaying as tough boys

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

Every song is about beer, trucks, guns, conservative christianity, and white nationalism. It's advertised "for country boys yeehaw" and the average listener has never taken their lifted extended cab duelly off pavement in their life, let alone put anything in the bed aside from the weekly Costco run

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

Guess I’m the one to post the obligatory bo burnham song

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

Every song is about beer, trucks, guns

side-eye-1 side-eye-2

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[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago
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[-] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

How do you like me now?

A lot, actually.

[-] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

One less asshole

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago
[-] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

Writer of classic songs like "my damn wife won't stop talking" and "the McDonald's coffee burn victim deserved it". How will we ever recover from this loss cri

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago
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[-] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

Dead solo cup kelly

[-] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

New public urinal just dropped.

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