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As soon as we figure cancer out we will proceed to dump as much toxic shit into the environment as we want with zero fear of repercussions.
This is the Gorbino's Quest of posting
Extending life purely for the purposes of working longer
Developing the immortality serum so that megacorporations can have a permanent workforce
Don't wanna work for one? No more serum for you
How is this different from food costing money
Well for one thing rich people are still mortal despite eating the best food money can buy.
I kinda assumed we're talking about "longevity" serum and not "+100% Bullet Resistance" serum
There's a gulf between that and the comfort people get from knowing their enemies will die all on their own. Might be motivating ๐
The simple truth is I'm just shitposting here
I guess I could argue that the notion of being kept alive forever to just continue doing the same work every day until the sun explodes is a bit different from most people's current existence, but only in the duration of it
Please put down the lathe.
Doubt it, making people sick and unhealthy is good for the economy. You really want to cure disease AnD lEaVe MoNeY oN tHe TaBle!?!?!?!?!
We'll cure cancer, but it requires a subscription service to stay active.
BRICS countries will develop a cure for cancer and the west will ban it.
"In an authoritarian move, China has restricted cancer's God given freedom to grow, a chilling sign for investors."
"In a bid to strike out against American pharmaceutical companies, China disregards the international medical community by unilaterally developing a cure for cancer"
Chernobyl being the thing that preserves complex life through a nuclear war and ensuing radioactive wasteland:
What a twist!
I've been taking small doses to build up an immunity
IIRC there's some theories that this might actually be true for radiation. Radiation hormesis
I've personally been eating pieces of myself to develop a natural protection against cannibals.
What you say about monke? 
maybe they (NATO) should put an end to this war then instead of accidentally blowing up the mutant super wolves
this post was submitted on 10 Feb 2024
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