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[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 87 points 8 months ago

"Mr. mime mr. mime mr. mime,” Mr. Mime said with tears in his eyes. “Mr. mime. Mr. mime mr. mime mr. mime.”

This is so sad

[-] Cargon@lemmy.ml 34 points 8 months ago

On the plus side, Mr. Mime will be able to spend more time with Ash's mom.

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 5 points 8 months ago

Professor Oak in shambles

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 64 points 8 months ago

I used to be able to name them all back when there was only 150 of the lil fuckers.

[-] asdfasdfasdf@lemmy.world 46 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I miss those simpler times. Just the whisper of the possibility of 151 was so powerful. Nowadays every five minutes they're finding random inanimate objects, drawing faces on them, and adding them to the list.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 8 months ago

I kinda stopped caring pretty early on when they introduced 26 of 'em that were literally just letters.

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 5 points 8 months ago

In fairness they aren't 26 separate pokemon, Unown can just be in one of the 26 shapes.

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 8 months ago

I feel the same way. There's just too many and there's too much work to swap around pokemon for counters and strengths/weaknesses etc. I liked the old days where you were able to select like six or so pokemon to be your buddies and rock through the entire adventure together.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 6 points 8 months ago

The ever expanding list of Pokemans is going to be the millennial boomer humor, isn't it?

[-] asdfasdfasdf@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

I mean, one of the legendaries is basically a starter that you ride like a motorcycle. It's too easy to make fun of.

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

Don't forget the pinnacle of Pokemon: a sentient pair of keys

Also literally a sword

[-] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

The key ring and the trash bag were the final straw for me

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 21 points 8 months ago

The Pokemon rap helped make it easier though.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 29 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Where's the current PokeRap with all checks notes 1,025 Pokemon?

[-] Pandantic@midwest.social 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It probably lasts 10 hours.

[-] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 5 points 8 months ago

Brian David Gilbert did 812, albeit with audience participation.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 14 points 8 months ago

You're doing Mew dirty...

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 33 points 8 months ago

Dear Game Freak,

There are too many Pokemon. Please eliminate 800. I am not a crackpot.

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 30 points 8 months ago

You joke, but this is exactly what they did with pokemon sword and shield

[-] GammaGames@beehaw.org 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Unfortunately Pokéunions haven’t taken off, this never would’ve happened if the ‘mons had representation.

[-] M500@lemmy.ml 13 points 8 months ago

Pokémon is in a weird spot in my eyes.

They have like 1000 Pokémon that I do not care about at all.

But some people feel that way about a different set of 1000.

They have too many Pokémon and I think there are some that we can all agree are just garbage. Looking at you, garbador.

I love the original 151 as it’s what I grew up with, but I honestly think they should consider doing a hard reset and relaunching the series with significant changes to mechanics and wipe the slate.

[-] Icalasari@kbin.social 9 points 8 months ago

Garbador has fans. Check Bogleech and the comments on his article for Trubbish and Garbador

[-] Pandantic@midwest.social 4 points 8 months ago

Burmy, the original rubbish Pokémon.

[-] lorty@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago

Every pokemon is someone's favorite. Even the one that's literal garbage.

[-] Candelestine@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

I'm sure with some re-training they'll be able to acquire new skills in emerging markets that'll offer a competitive salary and opportunities for advancement.

[-] dmalteseknight@programming.dev 11 points 8 months ago

Palworld may have some openings

[-] Toes@ani.social 21 points 8 months ago

Just roll back to 2nd gen. Keep a few of the cute ones and you're good.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

3rd gen. Nobody is doing Mudkip dirty like that!

[-] lea@feddit.de 9 points 8 months ago

3rd gen + new eeveelutions. That's it.

[-] fogstormberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 8 months ago

just gen 5 /s

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Rowlett fans in shambles.

It's me. I'm Rowlett fans.

[-] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Rowlett's cute. They can stay

[-] GammaGames@beehaw.org 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

mr mime no!

[-] Pratai@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 months ago

I always thought the makers of Pokemon was a company called…. Pokemon. Like how Nintendo makes nintendo products. So… TIL!

[-] ThoranTW@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

I mean, you're fairly close. "The Pokémon Company" publishes most pokémon stuff in Japan (though the mainline games are developed by GameFreak and are distributed worldwide by Nintendo).

[-] Zoop@beehaw.org 3 points 8 months ago

Aww, poor little things. :(

[-] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

What's Senior Mimic doing in the Palworld zone!

[-] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Well, if they're laying off 300 pokemon, I hope that doesn't hurt our changes of having a Let's Go Jynx and Let's Go Porygon game release in the next decade.

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