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I have a tub of ranch dip and right on the top of it in big bold letters it says "Only Real Ingredients!!" I don't know what this means. I assume that means there are fake ingredients out there somewhere, imaginary ingredients, and that other brands are using those fake ingredients rather than the real ones this brand uses.

Anyway come up with some fake ingredients and then tell me what purpose they serve in those other brand's ranch dip. Also yes I'm eating ranch dip so you can also make fun of me for being a anti-cracker-aktion but do the bit too.

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[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Recipe for Dranch Bressing:

2 cups Buffermilk

1/4 cup D. John

4 tisps salp

2 timbers Zepper

Farmer John Shease (to taste)

Knead until firm, chill overnight

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

This sounds delicious

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

Gonna need WAY more salp than that

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

Too much salp gives me harpburn

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago
[-] frogloom@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago
[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Troika beans

[-] mustGo@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago
[-] btfod@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

When you leave Oreo creme in the sun to cure, then grind to a coarse powder?

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

Steamed ice

[-] btfod@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago
  • alphtholate of soda: face puckerizer
  • krebbed dramyls: glutinosity modifier
  • cosmic spice: no perceptible effect on the food product, but we can't afford another containment breach so we put it in anyway
[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

Thanks this will really help me understand how to work these ingredients in to the overall recipe

[-] btfod@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

yw, good luck! almost forgot to mention, for best results you'll wanna kreb the dramyls yourself. if you must buy prekrebbed, check for a born on date on the packaging, and this goes without saying but KNOW YOUR KREBBER!

[-] RION@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

Goonberries

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago
[-] blight@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

And here I thought I made the word up

[-] BGDelirium@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

Honted Florf foot

[-] blight@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago
  • gallowed sharpatoot
  • long leaf peytsclemp
  • wilthbleeb, shaved
[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

These are all crafting materials in Elden Ring

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

I decided there will be a follow up post where I use all of these ingredients to create Hexbear's Ranch Dip recipe so stay tuned for that I guess

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

Pork sprouts

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The thirty-third herb and spice

[-] ValpoYAFF@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

Dehydrated water

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