I think the real question is how hard they'd come down on him for enslaving the Oompa Loompas
What would he do if the Oompa Loompas unionized?
Probably sell out to Slugsworth and have the factory shuttered
Oompa Loompa's battling the Pinkertons with candy canes they licked until sharp as surgical scalpels
Oompa loompa doopity let
The oompas are forming a soviet
Oompa loompa doopity dee
We are taking the factory
Oompa looma doopity da
We are killing the bourgeois
Wonka should have opened his factory in a contributory negligence state. Then his lawyers can spend all day picking out the kids' screw-ups
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and that my friends is the story of how I once was the subject of a legal summons that time I was too busy being in a coma to make the court appearance for the crime of getting hit by a truck. My negligence contributed to the collision, you see...
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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