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[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 138 points 9 months ago

If they were sorry they should figure out the downtime and pay prorated rates back to every affected customer.

[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 101 points 9 months ago

“We’re not that sorry lol” -AT&T

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 79 points 9 months ago

When my internet goes down, my provider unlimits my phone so I can hotspot the house through 5G still. If I go out, the modem switches to a backup 4G they unlimit too. If it takes a few days, they start throwing the refunds or free month at me. I've actually told them I'm not too upset and away for the weekend, so they don't have to go above and beyond.

Communications regulators. Only for us evil "socialist" countries.

[-] frobeniusnorm@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago
[-] SteveTech@programming.dev 9 points 9 months ago

I think Telstra in Australia has done a similar things in the past too.

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[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

Funnily enough, I tried this once when my Internet (shitfinity) went out for two days. I asked the online chat rep if I could be reimbursed for the outage. They replied with, "due to the outage, we will be crediting (128.99/30*2)=$8.60 to your account." With the math included and everything. They probably have a lot of people trying to get a free month out of a few hours without service and just started doing that, haha. I couldn't be mad.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

It's hard not to respect companies with extremely accurate accounting.

[-] AtmaJnana@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Most ISPs will do the same, prorating. The vast majority of customers never ask for a credit.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 9 months ago

We're very sorry, but not in a way that affects our bottom line, so, ya know... deal with it?

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 86 points 9 months ago
[-] bratorange@feddit.de 5 points 9 months ago

Was looking for this. Didn’t get disappointed.

[-] JCreazy@midwest.social 48 points 9 months ago

My sister sent this to me because she's on AT&T and I was like holy shit this is even worse than not saying anything at all. All this says is " We fucked up and we're not going to do anything about it"

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[-] shiroininja@lemmy.world 45 points 9 months ago

It’s super weird. Me and my coworkers all have AT&T, and none of their phones worked and mine worked perfectly the whole day.

[-] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

Since we can make conspiracy out of anything let me ask.

Do they have tic tok and do you have tic tok? Did you shower the morning of said outage?

[-] shiroininja@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

I’ve never had TikTok, and i showered.

But I’m not saying it from a conspiracy angle, I’m viewing it from a huh, technology is weird sometimes angle. Or more like, I want to understand why from a technical standpoint.

[-] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago

There you go. It's the tiktok. Conspiracy solved.

Btw I'm just fuckin with you. I'm joking since everything tends to end up as a conspiracy with people.

[-] Bezier@suppo.fi 7 points 9 months ago

Oh, so it was the shower, then?

[-] admin@lemmy.mohammadodeh.com 5 points 9 months ago

Well, I don’t have TikTok and I didn’t shower, still worked just fine.

[-] alehc@slrpnk.net 6 points 9 months ago

But you are not their coworker. Man, this conspiracy is getting more complex by the minute!

[-] admin@lemmy.mohammadodeh.com 5 points 9 months ago

The plot thickens. Please make it stop!

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

Was your shower vaccinated?

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

No no, I dont have TikTok and I showered and mine was fine, too. You're on to something. Did you try showing this to a politician without a platform?

[-] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago
[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Is you phone on 5G? I only ask because mine isn't 5G capable (it is, but I haven't flashed the US modems yet cause lazy), and I didn't have a lick of downtime that day.

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[-] mccedian1984@thelemmy.club 29 points 9 months ago

I literally just got this message like 5 minutes ago. They are so sorry apparently, and apparently it has prompted me to start shopping other carriers. Funny how that works

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago

good luck trying to get rid of at&t. took my gf literally hours and multiple days to get out of their stupid ass contract

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[-] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

How much of a price increase comes with this apology?

[-] LightDelaBlue@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

mewhile here i lost internet for a day oragne give me 200gbs of data for free on my phone.

[-] ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 9 months ago

That seal is going in the stew. 👩 👊🦭

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Yuk.

Meaningless boilerplate corporate-speak apology.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 9 points 9 months ago

It's only designed to satiate the clients enough that they don't switch providers (if such an option even exists), and don't demand credits for the outage. Some people just want their feelings acknowledged, so a nontrivial number of people will hear this and take no further action.

It's a meaningless gesture otherwise. The corporate equivalent of "I'm sorry you feel that way".

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 months ago

Apologize to me with money.

[-] WaxiestSteam69@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

It really should be the guy rubbing his nipples from "Informative Murder Porn"

[-] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 9 months ago

AT&T bought time warner a few years ago.

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That was Charter/ Spectrum. Verizon TRIED to buy them (Charter), but they turned them down. I'll edit and link in a second:

"On May 18, 2016, Charter finalized acquisition of Time Warner Cable and its sister company Bright House Networks, making it the third-largest pay television service in the United States."

I worked there, and we had people from Time Warner. It's on Wikipedia, too.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charter_Communications

AT&T is the king of LA, they're actually kind of dying. Cox has a strangle hold on San Diego. Spectrum/ Charter is everything in-between. They've PAIRED with Verizon to use their towers to extend their internet networks to rural areas. They also paired with Comcast to fight Roku, with a device called "Zumo". It's all moving towards wireless internet for everything, except if you're a gamer or work from home.

[-] taanegl@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

...club that seal, it's a collaborator.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago

Stop clubbing baby seals, they're not good at dancing anyways.

[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

Wasn’t there also a report today (I think) about an unusual level of sunspot activity? Without digging into it, I think I sort of just assumed they were related.

I have AT&T fiber and a Verizon iPhone and I didn’t notice disruptions on either. My partner has an AT&T iPhone and didn’t notice any issues.

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

They are absolutely unrelated. If sunspot activity was significant enough, it would've affected more than just the one company.

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