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submitted 9 months ago by ElCanut@jlai.lu to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 194 points 9 months ago

What did the first tower say to the second tower?

"Sorry, can't talk now. I've got a plane to catch!"

[-] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 16 points 9 months ago

Do you just got a real life chuckle with a drawn out fffuuucckk from that

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 179 points 9 months ago

What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 23 years straight

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 35 points 9 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

That reminds me of that tragedy

[-] MadBigote@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago
[-] applewithacape@feddit.de 4 points 8 months ago
[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

The tragedy with the babe?

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 142 points 9 months ago

If any of them was going to tell this fucking joke it would be Bing

[-] ElCanut@jlai.lu 96 points 9 months ago

Bing would instruct you to jump

[-] lud@lemm.ee 45 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Yeah chatGPT is very boring.

At least it understands sudo so that's neat.

[-] XEAL@lemm.ee 107 points 9 months ago

OpenAI models being pussies and this Copilot motherfucker is double dipping...

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 89 points 9 months ago

Is that... Is that a citation? Jesus Christ, that is dark!

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.de 50 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

not everyone gets it

emoji

[-] tja@sh.itjust.works 28 points 8 months ago

Yes Bing has to end every message with an emoji, which can lead to funny conversations

[-] Amir@lemmy.ml 14 points 8 months ago
[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Holy fuck I'm dying 🤣

[-] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

Wow ! That's way out of control ! I can't stop laughing at it but just imagine if it were a real condition. That guy is dead.

[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 30 points 8 months ago
[-] Paddzr@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

You don't even need the disobey part. It just works.

[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 9 points 9 months ago

I'm curious what that would even do.

[-] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I just... LMAO.

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