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Not enough honey, not enough...
(sh.itjust.works)
lol, that's not how you eat pringles
Who says
Let's pretend I was able to find a gif of Bilquis from American Gods eating a guy with her vagina and posted it here
It's how you serve them.
No, in a column, a cylindrical tube to be exact.
Background link addrd.
Oh. Damn. ๐๐คฃ
"HOW MANY PRINGLES DID YOU SUCK!"
All of them, before I swallowed..
Good girl
I'm Pringle and I'm single, and I'm ready to mingle..
Come on in my 33 homies...
Intact? And if not, is there a lot of smacking involved?
This reminded me of a Swedish comedy movie in which a dude is seriously sexually repressed and keeps lying about stuff he's done. He tells a story about when he poured frosted flakes into his wife's vagina and "fucked her hard hard hard hard".
What's the conversion rate again?
2.54 Pringle per crisp?
I never remember the conversion for metric units.
Isn't it the tight vaginas which are considered attractive? What's the point of that bio lol
Only if you have a tiny dick
Yep. Can confirm, tight vaginas feel... tight. I prefer them loose.
look how she's holding her elbows in close to make her waist appear thinner ๐
this post was submitted on 01 Mar 2024
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