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[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

She kinda looks like she'd let you snort a line off her ringpiece for a fiver

[-] Orbituary@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

🎶 Oompa loompa loompity lock, give me a 5 and I'll suck your cock. 🎶

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 8 points 9 months ago
[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

Damn look at this guy here with four cocks

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 9 months ago

Yeah the $20 really gave us the forecocking for four cocks

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

"Oompa loompa doopity dee, you'll get a lot more for a crisp twenty"

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

They interviewed her after. She actually seemed like a genuinely nice person.

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

I don't understand. Are you suggesting that only unpleasant people will allow me to rip a line of charlie off their dangleberries?

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Hehe u got a point there

[-] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

Meth lab oompa loompa is the best new meme I've seen in a long, long while.

[-] H3wastooshort@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 9 months ago
[-] Lena@lemmy.zip 19 points 9 months ago

From an event called Willy's Chocolate Experience that was held in Glasgow last week. It was quite the fiasco.

[-] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 16 points 9 months ago

I just learned this! It's apparently from a bootleg scammy "Willy Wonka experience" that was setup in Glasgow (I think). She was the oompa loompa.

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Here's the original image BTW because it was a pain in the ass for me to find

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