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[-] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 15 points 8 months ago

And their handwriting is better than ours!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

Stupid five fingered hands with only one opposable digit.

[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 15 points 8 months ago

Oh, sorry that might be mine. I can, however, assure you that I am indeed one of those human creatures.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 months ago

As a fellow human being that is totally born and raised on Planet Earth, and breathes air and drinks water like all of us humans do, I like your work.

[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

Thank you. I, as a fellow human, hope you have one of those amenable day that humans such as ourselves are oddly insistent on "wishing" other such humans.

[-] kylua@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

earth boring = mine

[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I would call this planet anything but boring... i would actually love to have a some boring time, especially in the news.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Yeah, but how many other planets have you been to? You need something to compare it to.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago
[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Your face is not a valid sample size.

[-] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 6 points 8 months ago

Haha. Wonderful, fellow human! I see you have learned the human concept of humor! I too would, as another fellow human, like to learn this trait!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

This is true.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 8 months ago
[-] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Inb4 mostly harmless.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

I mean, gimme a chance to have a spaceship, and I wouldn't be coming back any time soon, if ever.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

You think a human would get the chance to have a space ship? We thought the Snuggie was a good idea.

[-] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

Hmm. Box right. But earth all me got.

[-] qwerty@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 8 months ago

Why is the emoji censored?

this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2024
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